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Two men met at a bus stop and struck up a conversation. One of them kept complaining of family problems. Finally, the other man said: "You think you have family problems? Listen to my situation." "A few years ago, I met a young widow with a grown-up daughter. We got married and I got myself a stepdaughter. Later, my father married my stepdaughter. That made my stepdaughter, my step-mother. And my father became my stepson. Also, my wife became mother-in-law of her father-in-law." "Much later the daughter of my wife, my stepmother, had a son. This boy was my half-brother because he was my father's son. But he was also the son of my wife's daughter which made him my wife's grand-son. That made me the grand-father of my half-brother." "This was nothing until my wife and I had a son. Now the half-sister of my son, my stepmother, is also the Grandmother. This makes my father, the brother-in-law of my child, whose stepsister is my father's wife, I am my stepmother's brother-in-law, my wife is her own child's aunt, my son is my father's nephew & I am my OWN GRANDFATHER!" "And you think you have FAMILY PROBLEMS!"



Does anyone think, "HUH?!?!", like me?

I finally read through an issue of Time magazine.

Quote of the issue;

"Voting for Bush is like running in the Special Olympics.
Even if you win, you're still retarded."

Wahahaha... It's so funny.

Ok... I normally dun post song lyrics, and i'm not gonna start now... But this song really cries out to me.

Angel by Robbie William.

Shamefully, its Chrissypoo that drew my attention to this song. No matter how horrid his renditon may be, the song still shone through his weak vocals...

(Khoonwee ar, you can find the lyrics for Love will lead you back at that webbie.)

These few days have been lousy. Study-wise, its crap. Talking-wise its been a riot...

I bumped into a Sec 4 classmate at bedok library today. Nicholas.

He gave me this passing look, then turned away cos he din recognise me. I called his name but he still couldn't recognise me.

He went,

"What's your name ar?"

Won't you feel sad if someone you haven't seen for 2 years actually don't recognise you?

I'm not! Ha. I've changed alot i guess... And its all for the better! At least in my opinion.

I shall delude myself that Nicholas couldn't recognise me because i look better than before. In fact, i am SHUAI4!

WAHAHAHA! I where got so thick skinned say myself shuai?

Is nicholas say one.

I AM SHUAI!

The story of Adam and Eve.

In a land not so far from here, there existed the

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In this garden, lived two pulchritudinous people.

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Both of them were unclothed as they did not have this little thing called knowledge.

Now one day,

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--//\\---Exquisite Eve was enticed by an excellent fruit hanging on a bough.

It was a

6---cherry.

Now this cherry was no ordinary cherry.

It was the

6---Cherry of Knowledge,

which could only be found in the

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Exquisite Eve was so puzzled by its nice red shine that she couldn't resist taking a little nibble.

It tasted sensational and Exquisite Eve couldn't stop eating it.

Just then,

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Like Exquisite Eve, he couldn't resist the temptations and took a small bite.

Like Exquisite Eve, he adored the taste and couldn't stop eating it.

All in all, they ate

6 6 6 6 6 6 6 6 6 6

ten cherries!

After the hearty meal,

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--//\\---Exquisite Eve and said...

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"Would you like to f**k? I have a big d**k!"

After his startling question, Adonis Adam promtly whipped out his

8====3 ---who-knows-how-long d**k as proof of his words.

(But where he whipped it out from was a mystery since they were both naked in the first place.)

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--//\\---Exquisite Eve took one look at his d**k and told him to

t(-_-t) ---f**k off.

Adonis Adam's self-esteem was crushed and he became a

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However, what the both of them did not know was that the cherry was actually an elixir of knowledge and they had been granted ten times the amount of knowledge that normal people have.

Exquisite Eve went on to become

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Adonis Adam became a

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THE END.

I'm still a bum slacker.

And this version of the previous picture i posted is so much nicer... I have it as my wallpaper now. Motivation!!!

I'm inspired by Mablerine.

I shall get ABC A2 for my A levels!

Yes! I shall! Shall go pia Econs and GP tomorrow... Finish studying National Income Accounting and do 3 AQs!

Muahahaha! I have renewed hope! I shall memorise all the factors, consequences and solutions of all my Geog topics like Global Warming, Climate change, Weathering etc. I shall memorise all my Lit quotations! I shall analyse and disect Rossetti's mind and Shakespeare's works!

And i shall still fail.

You know why? Cos i'm such a bum slacker.

But I SHALL do it cos i have no choice and cos Singapore's education system is rigid although it claims to be creative.



Alvin got me to do this memory test.

The Memory Test
How Much Can You Remember?

Junyi, you remembered 94% of the information in the Memory Test.

But research shows there's a lot you can do to improve your memory. And if you do, it can help you function in more ways than you'd think. There are 6 main types of memory, which help us interpret and store different types of information. You scored highest in object memory.

That kind of memory allows you to visualize how an object will fit in, or move through space, and where it will ultimately end up. This skill is particularly useful when you're playing sports or packing a lot of objects into a small space. With your strength in this area, you're probably able to visualize where an in-flight ball will land and are likely quite good at completing jigsaw puzzles.



Yea, so now what? I stop studying and go play baseball? Or go do a jigsaw puzzle izzit?

This is so crap. This just shows how useless i am in memorising stuff. So i'm supposed to be able to predict where the soil particles are gonna land after it gets hit my raindrop impact? Or i can visualise how the soil and rock particles all fit together nicely from smallest to largest in the Ruxton and Berry Model?

WHATEVER!

This is so touching. An online message from my CT to the class:

Dear all,
I must admit that being civics tutor of an arts class is not easy (yes, stereotyping) but I have a lot experience with arts classes (and yes, I had a tough time getting them to meet deadlines, to keep quiet, remove multiple earrings, short skirts, dyed hair, etc).

But I must say that being civics tutor of 03A04 has been most enjoyable.

Got some 'angry' times, 'reach the limit of my patience' times, but I have had a lot of good times.

I think I will miss all of you. (She thinks!!!)

The smiles every morning (Siew Hoon, Wen Xin, Kit,Woan Shyuan)
The bubbly greetings in the morning (Jia'En, Shu Hui, Cassandra, Zanthe)
The silly, lame jokes (Nurul)
The wit (Jian Qiang)
The latecomers (Yan Liang, Sharifah, Daniel, Soo Ling, Farhanah, Cheryl)
The MIA (Kevin)
The voice(Junyi) -I bet she said this cos she's got nth else to say.
The long hair (Geng Chong)
The ones who dwarf me (Chee wei, Gabriel)
The ones I dwarf (Shah)
My efficient class reps (Rachel, Darren)

I wish you all the best in the 'A' Levels.
Do keep in touch.

Mrs Sukhvinder

Everyone together now.

AWWWWWWWWW.......

I love my class.

On the last day of school, the teacher sat the class down and talked to them about life.

She asked the class to take five minutes to think of where they would be and what they would be doing 10 years from now.

They sat in our groups and discussed, laughter coming from every corner of the room.

Soon, the time was up and each group had to present to the class what they had discussed.

There was a group that wanted to diversify into different occupations,


a group that wanted to star in a Bollywood movie,


and a group that just wanted to be happy... One of them at least...

There was a lone person in the corner of the class who had no group of his own. He was Raynox, the resident Literature expert and a recluse, as he always had his nose buried in books. The class generally left him to his own devices.

The teacher saw that he was looking up expectantly at her and she called him to present to the class his aspirations.

Everyone expected him to say stuff like he wanted to be a Lit teacher but he shocked them all by proclaiming:

Thus saying so, the class was MAGICALLY transported into an auditorium with a live audience and everything.

The MC announced that a special guest was gonna perform for the school. She had numerous hits like "Hit Me Baby One More Time" and "Lucky", and she was gonna perform the song, "OOPS! I did it again."

The curtains opened and the music started playing...

Oh baby
It might seem like a crush
But it doesn't mean that I'm serious



Oh baby, baby



I played with your heart, got lost in the game
Oh baby, baby
Oops!...You think I'm in love
That I'm sent from above



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"All aboard"


"Britney, before you go, there's something I want you to have"
"Oh, it's beautiful, but wait a minute, isn't this...?"
"Yeah, yes it is"
"But I thought the old lady dropped it into the ocean in the end"
"Well baby, I went down and got it for you"
"Oh, you shouldn't have"

Oops!...I did it again to your heart
Got lost in this game, oh baby
Oops!...You think that I'm sent from above
I'm not that innocent......

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Right...

I guess all of you must be frothing at the mouth now... Please don't sue me for giving you nightmares and a lifetahm of traumatic visuals...

I hope no teachers ever ever stumble onto my blog. Esp not the ones i've put up pictures of.

Anyone viewing this on school computers, (yes you yl), please kindly delete all traces of this website, be it in the histories or the cookies...

I don't think i would be posting anymore dramatic stuff here for awhile... Gotta focus on failing my exams now...

Leaving you with this pixellated picture of me:

Does it even look like me?

Nah... I suck... Get yours done here:

Awwright awwright... I know its been awhile since there's fresh stuff here, but i just changed my template! Ain't that enough?!?!

Anyway, i'm editing some photos from the farewell assembly last Friday, so be patient ok! I promise its gonna be a fun entry!

Meanwhile, here's a picture that nobody can find fault in!

Enjoy!

NEW LOOK!

Most of you will have already known the appalling results of Singapore Idol on Friday night.

Jerry got through to the next round! He wasn't even in the unsafe group.

I'm mightily pissed with this. He sounds and looks like a nincompoop.

Anyone who's going to watch Singapore Idol live, do the country a favour by printing this in poster size and displaying it proudly to the world.

Anyway, our resident Ah Beng got the boot instead of the boyishly cute but horrendously sounding Chrissypoo.

And i just saw him at Beach Road last week!

Anyway, i was out in town trying to study and i saw Belinda Lee again.

I said again cos i saw a few stars like Jamie Yeo, Daniel Ong, Belinda Lee and her co-host of the poly show at Cine once.

Aiks. Jerry. BAH!

Due to new recent advances in technology, we can now tell exactly what was going through our beloved Spice's minds while they're being photographed!

Fake Spice Girls.

Geez, they try too hard.

Taiwan Spice Girls.

Trauma. See it to believe it.

Anyone heard of the Newpaper New Face competition?

These are two of the contestants.

-horrified look on my face-

These are real photos i got from a New Paper. Its not edited in anyway.

Rachel is horrific. She looks like someone's mom. Make that 10 someones. And whats with the chainmail?

Elyna is only 15. What are they trying to sell? Child porn?

Gosh. Is singapore that pathetic? First, Singapore idol, now this?

I hope Jerry gets voted out no votes this time. He can't sing! He even looks bad this week. Gawd, get off the stage already!

Nothing against you Jerry, its your singing. The lack of it.

Today's the day the American Idols perform in Singapore.

I'm sitting here in my room with the aircon on sobbing as i type this. Boo hoo..

I'm saddened by the fact that people like Jean and Glenn can be at Esplanade cheering for the likes of:


Not to mention Latoya, Jennifer and Jasmine. -shudders-

I hope the audience dun get hurt, cos i swear, everytahm Jasmine sings, its painful.


Doesn't she look like she's in extreme pain?

Click on the picture to experience pain at its maximum.

Oh wells, no use fretting over it.

In my extreme boredom, i've created and answered my every own GeePee question.

Enjoy.

"Anniversaries are the most important dates in a relationship." How far do you agree to this statement?

An anniversary is a date that signifies the length of the relationship over a certain time period. It can come in the form of months or years, and is usually the most important date in a relationship as lovers usually do romantic things for each other on their anniversaries.

Anniversaries are important dates as they are seen as a benchmark of the relationship. How much you love each other depends on the number of anniversaries that a couple has gone through together. The more time that you spend together with a single person, the more anniversaries you would have. Thus, with every anniversary past, the relationship progresses in terms of stability and security.

Anniversaries are also important in relationships as it is usually seen as a day to do something romantic for each other. Lovers usually buy gifts for each other or take one another out for a romantic dinner as a sign of remembering the anniversary and its significance. If one forgets the date, there might be the question of being "serious" about the relationship. Thus, anniversaries are seen as important dates in a relationship.

Sometimes, a couple may be deeply in love, but arguing frequently. An anniversary would be a good time to take a step back and try to tolerate each other's flaws for an argument-free day. Anniversaries can also be a good time to kiss and make up for the past year's disagreements and anniversaries hold a promise for the following year to come. Thus, anniversaries are important dates to reaffirm love for each other.

An anniversary also let lovers have an excuse to celebrate and spend lavishly on their partners. It is generally considered alright for normal dates to consist of cheap hawker food but on an anniversary, there should be no qualms about spending on more expensive food and gifts as anniversaries only come annually and at the couple's own personal date and thus should be spent doing something special.

Anniversaries can also be seen as the most important dates in a relationship by the way one plans his schedule around the date. One would try to cancel or rearrange all his appointments so as to spend the day with his partner. Also, one saves up money months before the anniversary so as to be able to buy expensive presents like jewelry or flowers for their loved ones. This shows that anniversaries are treated as an important date in a relationship.

However, anniversaries are not the most important dates in a relationship. This is because, if both parties are truly in love, they do not need specific dates for celebration. Everyday spent together would be a celebration of their love. Couples could buy gifts for each other and send flowers even if it was a normal date. Outings would be filled with laughter and this would even make dining at the cheapest place a joy. Thus, anniversaries are not the most important dates as everyday could be a celebration if they truly love each other.

Loving couples do not need anniversaries to prove their love. There are many couples out there who have had ten or twenty anniversaries but hate the sight of each other. On the other hand, there are couples with only five or less anniversaries behind them and are still deeply attached. This shows that the number of anniversaries are not a good indication of their love, thus anniversaries are not an important date in a relationship.

Also, anniversaries are not the most important dates in a relationship as, to some couples, it does not make a difference if it is not celebrated and it is taken as just another day. Its not that they do not love each other, but that they are either just not that romantic, or they have a hectic working life. Thus, anniversaries are not the most important dates in a relationship.

Therefore, although anniversaries are important dates in a relationship, they are not the most important dates as everyday could be a celebration of love for each other if the couple is truly in love.

Happy Anniversary!


I wonder if anyone actually finished reading this. I'm sure no one did.

As promised.

Went out to watch Les Choristes at Cine with Colin. Its a freaking nice show, esp for people related to choirs like me. I keep feeling this indescribable welling of emotions when the solo guy, Morhange(?), started singing.

After the movie ended, i was exiting the cinema when i saw this familiar figure in yellow. I looked again and it was Jevon.

What a small world. And we're stuck on this even smaller country without its own resources, not even enough people.

Anyway, i gave him a tap on the shoulder and he was looking puzzled at Colin and he gave me a passing glance as he looked away. Then he did a double take and went:

"Junyi, the show very nice right?"

I got a pleasant shock when he told me he still reads my blog. Gosh. I didn't know so many people read it. No one comments anyway.

I finally utilised my $20 HMV vouchers from Songfest by buying


And the new Fish Leong CD. You know, Liang Jing Ru? I'm lazy to take picture again.





I have sinned...

While some people were at home/library/cafe/void deck/toilet studying, i was at



Ya la ya la, i'm gonna fail my A levels. But i had fun...



Notice my flawless, albeit fake complexion.. The wonders of photoshop...

I went with these two kukus; Colin and Scott.


The cat-fighting, nail-scratching variety. Smile smile in front of the camera, then turn around and give each other death stares.



Sigh... It is but now a distant memory...

Guys, beware of Clementi MRT toilet.

Its full of old, fat, balding, chinese/malay ah peks trying to get a glimpse of your john. And wanking openly while doing it.

GROSS.

Colin saw this old guy wanking off for some younger guy. Yes, at the urinals.

Scott was so appalled by the experience that he ran outta there like he saw the visitation of Satan.

We boarded the train to Jurong East, and this was the ad above our heads.

We were laughing our heads off.

Don't get the pun? Too bad. Muahahaha... I'm evil.

Ok, this is from dictionary.com.

Cruise
v. intr.
Informal. To move leisurely about an area in the hope of discovering something: taxis cruising for fares.
Slang. To look for a sexual partner, as in a public place.
To inspect a wooded area to determine its lumber yield.

v. tr.
To travel about or journey over.
Slang.
To look in (a public area) for a sexual partner.
To seek out and make a sexual overture to.

n.
The act or an instance of cruising, especially a sea voyage for pleasure.

Go figure.

Went out slacking with Colin today. Wanted to watch White Chicks, but ended up watching Les Choristes.

What a rocking show man... But its goona be closed soon.

I promise to blog more another day... Now i'm just so tired...

Oh.. I bumped into Jevon as we were exiting from the cinema... We were watching the same show... MUahaha... Singapore is so small.

Singapore Idol is a scam...

The results today was totally unacceptable... It goes to show that there's many Singaporeans out there who wouldn't know a star even if he/she whacks them in the head with a mic.

For those not in the know, two fantastic singers, Beverly Morata and Jeassea K Thidor, were booted off the show today.

OK, although Beverly seemed fake cos of the excessive crying on one show, then the excessive laughing on another, she could genuinely sing... She was trying to "connect" with the crowd, and i for one was very drawn to her past two performances...

What can i say about Jeassea? She was totally goddess-of-song-like whenever she opened that pouty mouth of hers to belt out hit after hit, especially that Aretha Franklin number, "Chain of Fools". But no... Singaporeans just ain't listening.

Instead, this guy called Jerry stayed.

Not that i'm biased or something, but listen to him. He sounds like this whiny guy who comes across as more of exhaling than actually trying to sing. Dunno what i mean? Wait next week. His sole redeeming factor is his looks though.

Contrary to popular belief, Jerry ain't from City Harvest. He's actually from Trinity Methodist Church, according to this article on anti-jerry sentiments.

Other Idol contestants that could have taken the place of bev and Jess are, in my opinion, Chrissypoo and.... Wait.. That's about it.

Okok... I'm biased towards him cos he sang "Your Song" and totally screwed it up. He's actually alright if he stops being so damn scared of performing.

Leandra was a letdown this time. Her performance was utterly boring. And i sense this animosity between her and her mom. Its like she disdains her mom.. She kinda always does this mini-rolleyes thing whenever her mom speaks.

However, there is still next week. And meanwhile,

chant with me

I HATE JERRY I HATE JERRY I HATE JERRY I HATE JERRY I HATE JERRY I HATE JERRY I HATE JERRY I HATE JERRY I HATE JERRY I HATE JERRY I HATE JERRY I HATE JERRY I HATE JERRY I HATE JERRY I HATE JERRY I HATE JERRY I HATE JERRY I HATE JERRY I HATE JERRY I HATE JERRY I HATE JERRY I HATE JERRY I HATE JERRY I HATE JERRY I HATE JERRY I HATE JERRY I HATE JERRY I HATE JERRY I HATE JERRY I HATE JERRY I HATE JERRY I HATE JERRY I HATE JERRY I HATE JERRY I HATE JERRY I HATE JERRY I HATE JERRY I HATE JERRY I HATE JERRY I HATE JERRY I HATE JERRY I HATE JERRY I HATE JERRY I HATE JERRY I HATE JERRY I HATE JERRY I HATE JERRY I HATE JERRY I HATE JERRY I HATE JERRY I HATE JERRY I HATE JERRY I HATE JERRY I HATE JERRY I HATE JERRY I HATE JERRY I HATE JERRY I HATE JERRY I HATE JERRY I HATE JERRY I HATE JERRY I HATE JERRY I HATE JERRY I HATE JERRY I HATE JERRY I HATE JERRY I HATE JERRY I HATE JERRY I HATE JERRY I HATE JERRY I HATE JERRY I HATE JERRY I HATE JERRY I HATE JERRY I HATE JERRY I HATE JERRY I HATE JERRY I HATE JERRY

(Its actually longer than this, but i cut it cos its unsightly to have his name on my blog too much.)