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On the last day of school, the teacher sat the class down and talked to them about life.

She asked the class to take five minutes to think of where they would be and what they would be doing 10 years from now.

They sat in our groups and discussed, laughter coming from every corner of the room.

Soon, the time was up and each group had to present to the class what they had discussed.

There was a group that wanted to diversify into different occupations,


a group that wanted to star in a Bollywood movie,


and a group that just wanted to be happy... One of them at least...

There was a lone person in the corner of the class who had no group of his own. He was Raynox, the resident Literature expert and a recluse, as he always had his nose buried in books. The class generally left him to his own devices.

The teacher saw that he was looking up expectantly at her and she called him to present to the class his aspirations.

Everyone expected him to say stuff like he wanted to be a Lit teacher but he shocked them all by proclaiming:

Thus saying so, the class was MAGICALLY transported into an auditorium with a live audience and everything.

The MC announced that a special guest was gonna perform for the school. She had numerous hits like "Hit Me Baby One More Time" and "Lucky", and she was gonna perform the song, "OOPS! I did it again."

The curtains opened and the music started playing...

Oh baby
It might seem like a crush
But it doesn't mean that I'm serious



Oh baby, baby



I played with your heart, got lost in the game
Oh baby, baby
Oops!...You think I'm in love
That I'm sent from above



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"All aboard"


"Britney, before you go, there's something I want you to have"
"Oh, it's beautiful, but wait a minute, isn't this...?"
"Yeah, yes it is"
"But I thought the old lady dropped it into the ocean in the end"
"Well baby, I went down and got it for you"
"Oh, you shouldn't have"

Oops!...I did it again to your heart
Got lost in this game, oh baby
Oops!...You think that I'm sent from above
I'm not that innocent......

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Right...

I guess all of you must be frothing at the mouth now... Please don't sue me for giving you nightmares and a lifetahm of traumatic visuals...

I hope no teachers ever ever stumble onto my blog. Esp not the ones i've put up pictures of.

Anyone viewing this on school computers, (yes you yl), please kindly delete all traces of this website, be it in the histories or the cookies...

I don't think i would be posting anymore dramatic stuff here for awhile... Gotta focus on failing my exams now...

Leaving you with this pixellated picture of me:

Does it even look like me?

Nah... I suck... Get yours done here: