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This has not been a good month for my feet.

First i sprained my toe. Now, a whole chunk of skin+flesh was torn off my left leg.

How did this happen? SIAN.

This morning i was bathing and after doing so, i stepped out of the cubicle and promptly slipped. I tried to balance myself with the other foot, and ended up knocking it against the partition.

There was this sharp stab of pain and at first i thought it would go away after awhile.

So i waited, gritting my teeth in pain.

And the pain did not miraculously disappear. I raised my leg for a better view and saw this chunk of flesh hanging out from my foot. Urgh!

Blood was like flowing and flowing la. I contemplated on not going to school. Haha!

I shall not put up the pic of my foot for fear of those faint hearted amongst us.

Mini Interview questions

1) What do you do during family time?
Eat dinner together, watch TV together.
2) How much family time you spend a week?
Most nights.
3) What do you think are the factors resulting in the decrease in family time? Eg. Work, school etc.
School and work. And friends.
4) Are you satisfied with the amount of family time spent?
Yes.
5) How do you want to improve family time?
Less is better.
6) How do you define quality family time?
Where the family sits around and do things without arguments. Like eating dinner or watching TV. Not talking is the best.

Alvin sent me this PW survey from his junior. What poor questions. Both me and Alvin din know what was "Family time".

Die la. Everytime i encounter the word "time" or wanna write the word, i immediately think of it as "tahm" and have the urge to spell it that way. Die la... All Siew Bee's fault. And Jean for commercialising it.

I'm SO exhausted. I just had BK and was on my way to the bustop when at the traffic light, i saw my bus leaving the stop. Now, 168's frequency is like once every 20 mins. i din think much and stupidly turned the other direction and ran full tilt to the next stop. And i succeeded in making myself feel all vomitty... Yes, i missed the bus.

Oh happy horse to bear the weight of... nvm...

Remember my cramped toe? The thing is, its not cramped. I sprained it and its swollen now.

How does one go about spraining the second toe of the right foot? Its understandable if its the big toe, but its the second one leh! Not as if my second toe WAS very prominent that i suay suay sprain it.

Good la. Now its HUGE compared to the second toes of the world.

"Oh what thick and stumpy toes you have grandma." 
"The better for grandpa to suc... er... nothing my dearie."

I came across this article on the Singapore Sports School in today's Today(ironic).

"Sports School gets energy boost from MILO"
 

Summary of the article:
"...thumbs up to MILO as an effective energy drink..."
"...energy drink that is a good source of carbohydrates. It also contains proteins, fats, vitamins and minerals..."
"...it is a fluid(DUH). This makes it a quick and convenient form of food..."
"MILO contains 13 vitamins and minerals, including vitamins B1, B2, B6 and B12 and vitamin C as well as calcium and iron."

That last part was abit too much la... Is it an ad for MILO or what?!?! Why mislead readers by putting up the photos of students from SSS running in front of the banner for MILO? Just piak~ the photo of an attractive can of MILO up there la!

Anyway, what caught my eye in the photo wasn't the guys la. DOH~ It was what was in the background.


MY HOUSE MY HOUSE!!!

(Readers: GASP! This means that he lives in Woodlands! OMG!)

DOH~!

Can you see me waving from my window at the 13th storey? Guess not.

*Disappointed*
 
Nevermind! I got a swollen toe and you don't! Hurmph~!

Today has got to be the most disgusting day of my entire existence. 

1)  I woke up with a cramped toe. Second one on the right foot. FORK.

2)  Realised it was the longest school day of the week with last period PE at 4.30pm. WTF. Morale gone.

3)  I did my stuff and left the house at the same time. When i reached the interchange, the freaking que which was usually 2 times the length of the metal gates was exceptionally short. Great, i missed the bus. Late! And guess what time i realised i would be late? 6.42pm. Freaking hell. Some people arn't even awake yet.

4)  Reached school, LATE as predicted and got a dressing down by Edward Chew in a whole group "cos being late just because of the sea carnival is not justified." WTF. Get your facts right. I din even go sea carnival. Lolx.

5)  After the first period which was coincidentally Sahlan's class on plagioclimax, i took of my spects and something dropped out.
It was the part of the spects that rests on the bridge of your nose. This means i had to endure the whole spects resting on the right side of my nose. Till 5.15pm no less. FORK again!

6)  Ms Lam flared up during lit. HAIYAH~!! Class... Dun throw the ball back to me! Damn scary. And my spects giving me a headache did not help at all.

7)  Oh. I realised during Lit that there's this hole at my crotch region. It can't be seen when i'm standing but when i sit, its pretty obvious. It looks damn obscene. Like the female's privates. YORK.

8)  After Physical Geog i went to Block 201 there to fix my spects with Darren before PE. When we were waiting for the bus back to school, this PRCS kid drinking some drink suddenly came up to me and said, "Qing Chao" while motioning to his drink. I was SO FREAKED!!! I turned to Darren and he was stifling laughter. I think i have this aura or something that attracts lunatics. Last time back at VS waiting for bus also got this guy came up to me and say "Hello ni2 hao3, wo3 shi4 Green Ranger(Hello, i'm Green Ranger)." Another time, i was eating and this guy just came up to the table and proclaimed, "Wo3 shi4 X-Men!" Wah lau. Some people are babe magnets, i'm a freak magnet.

9)  So we(me and Darren) thought we would be late for GP, but we weren't. So i went to my GP class and waited. And waited. And waited. To no avail. The bloody teacher never came. Apparently, she left at 12 something. And she did not bother informing. BAH~!

Ok, i think 9 horrible stuff that happened is enought to warrent it the most disgusting day award. A single redeeming factor was PE, ironically. I ran 2.4(km) in 12.46mins! Its a feat man! I've never ever ever got less than 13mins.

But so what. I still can't do pullups and my broad jump can be renamed short hop. PTP it is! Oh wells, i tried.

Today we celebrated racial harmony day.
 
There were booths with different cultures and races as its theme, i.e. a Chinese booth by the Chinese Calligraphy Society, a Tamil booth by the ICS etc where we get to try out Saris and stuff. There was also a video screening on Racial Harmony which was very interesting. Overall, i guess the celebration was superb!
 
I din go.
 
A whole bunch of us were camping the 2 hours out in some classroom playing bridge, daidee and generally just chillin' and talking.

I can't believe we sat there from 10 to 12. Nonsense.
 
I was reading this book that parodies love; 
 

The Truth About Love.
 
There's lots of nonsense inside.

 
This love web has got a straight male, a bisexual male, a straight female and a bisexual female. Not forgetting that dog.   
 

The LOVE CYCLE.
 
According to the book, love exists in the environment as liquid and gas. Read it. Damn cute! 
 
Today feels like a friday! I don't wanna go school tmr!!! BAH! Terrible day.
 
I shall go read my Economics Module 9 soon before i run out of tahm. I heard Miss Wee was featured in the Chinese papers some time ago, with her picture big and coloured.
 
"It was such a rush for me after i got notified that i was going to Silicone Valley. I had no tahm no tahm to pack and could not give myself 5 mins break."
 
Happy burfday to KW, Dorcas and Peiwen. And to the thousands out there who was born on this date.

My blog is being fa1 yang2 guang1 da4-ed by Kevin.
 
I gave him the link yesterday and he kept laughing on MSN.      
 
[08:50:10 PM] *^-<3\/-@R: LOLZ!
[08:50:12 PM] *^-<3\/-@R: DAMN FUNNY
[08:50:13 PM] *^-<3\/-@R: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
[08:50:16 PM] *^-<3\/-@R: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

You get the drift.
 
Today, he came to school and was still telling me the same thing.
 
*Beams* I feel appreciated.
 
At first Kevin din believe that Sahlan fertilizes the soil with his phlegm, but while Sahlan was going throuigh the lecture test during Human Geog Tutorial, he suddenly did the hacking sound(to bring up the phlegm) and rushed out of the classroom.
 
The whole row of guys bend backwards to see what he's doing and sure enough, he spat onto the tree. When he turned around, the whole row just surged forward and pretended to be copying the stuff.
 
I felt accomplished! Lolx. And slightly lame.
 
I realised that what i said previously was wrong. That tree won't be the climatic climax. I looked at the phlegm-ed tree and found that it was shorter than the other trees! Thus, i presume that it is undergoing plagioclimax, where the environment is affected by man's activities and is unable to attain climatic climax. 
 
Sahlan's phlegm is stunting the plant's growth! 

Griffin:Griffins are gorgeous creatures with the head of an
eagle and the body of a lion.  You are smart
and can think on your feet.  You also can be a
bit of an airhead and may be called a ditz by
others.  You are not dtupid, but in fact, very
intelligent.  You are also eager to help others
and are usually docile and submissive. But if
someone offends you you do bite back.

(Quite true leh! And i changed the pic cos the previous one was damn fugly.)

Headache!!! I just came back from swimming... Damn shag. I was doing mad dashes across the breadth of the pool... Freestyle plus mad flailing of arms and slightly weaker flailing of legs.
 
I'm a damn paranoid person. I was either afraid that my stuff would get stolen or i was afraid that someone was watching me. In unfamiliar places, my imagination takes hold. I even imagined that when i reach the wall and surface, i would see some killer guy... With knife and all. Haha.
 
Today was a short school day. Ended at 11.15, I felt slightly guilty for leaving school so early man. Who feels that?!?! Had Reynold's lit lesson today. He has something against me, kept asking me the 1st question of the lesson, two lessons in a row.

"What is the first thing we should do with the question in any paper?"
 
The first lesson he asked me that, i was so stunned that i stuttered and was so flustered. i finally muttered, "Erm... What effects, how it is achieved and why?"
 
He was like "No Junyi, thats to analyse, i'm asking you what we should do the first thing we get the paper?"  in an exasperated manner.
 
The next lesson, which was today, he asked the exact same question and posed it to me again! Like WTF lor!
 
This time, i had the answer ready, after only a split second of hesitation.
 
"Read the question." 
  
He's got something against me. 

Later in the lesson, i got this major deja vu feeling. Not normal deja vu like, oh i remember this scene, but it was a deja vu feeling like i deja vu-ed this scene before.
 
Reynolds was telling us to split into groups of 3 and do one questions each, and he was holding up his middle finger to make his point of "one".
 
By then i already had a sense of the deja vu-ness ler. Then i couldn't help it but tried to stifle a laughter and i saw Daniel doing so too. i looked over to the girls side and Shu Hui and Kit were laughing too.
 
Reynolds saw the girls laughing and realised what he was doing and he rolled his eyes and raised the middle finger even higher into the air and said something like "DOH~!"
 
To prove his point of lameness, he went, "BOTTOMS!" and started giggling like a school girl.
 
If you don't understand, i don't blame you. Hardly anyone understands his jokes. He has to laugh at them himself most of the time.
 
Speaking of teachers, i really miss Miss teo... Was talking to Seri about last year Geog results, obviously so much better, and she mentioned that KT doesn't seem serious about teaching while Sahlan is working so hard that half the lesson is taken up by his fits of coughing, after which he'll go out of the room, look left, look right, and spit his phlegm on the tree, which will become the climatic climax in years to come due to the nutritious content of Sahlan's phlegm.
 
I came up with a brilliant idea to use both KT and Sahlan's expertise to student's maximum benefits! Sahlan can teach us both Human AND Physical Geog while KT can teach Sahlan grammar, sentence construction and computer skills, since he so famously proclaimed to have been a hacker while searching in vain for the volume control settings.
 
Good right? All geog students in favour say Aye! 
  
I was talking to Chun Wai, very very ex TPJC choir member. He just came back from working in China, where he says its damn hot, about 36 degrees due to the urban heat island effect and presence of pollutant particles in the air to act as a nuclei to absorb heat due to the existance of smoking factories.


The words behind him read "Let us do it better!"
 

His (co)workers? I'm not really sure. He gave some vague explanation.
 

His menu of the week. I can't and shan't be bothered to read a word of it. Haha. Its all cheena-pok to me.
 

This one best. Cheena-pok Sarsi! Check it out! Its spelled Sarsae. And according to him, it tastes like normal Sarsi... Cheena-pok style!
 
*Not that i discriminate against China or anything. My chinese is just lousy ya? No offence to anyone pro-communist.
 
Whew... Looong entry. WooHoo! I feel accomplished! Mundane-ness be gone!

Just finished watching The Princess Diaries for the 2nd time. Thus explaining my unkymood. What a nice show.

There's another change here on blogger. The create new posts page is revamped and stuffed with more HTML options than before. Too much more if i may add.
 
There's the normal bold and italics. There's also different colours to choose from.  There's also different fonts for different writing styles(Styles).
 

1. There's
2. bullets

I'm suffering from mental decline! I can't seem to express myself in words anymore. I can't bring myself to type more than 10 sentences here! I have to resort to pictures!

I'm brain-dead = mushy brains.

I'm so hooked onto reading my friend's friend's blog. And she doesn't know i read it. Gosh. I feel slightly stalker-ish.

I've been reading comics and i suddenly felt like blogging them. Ha. So here goes.

In the Geography section, we have:



In the Gp section, we have:



And


(GM foods)

And in the lame section, we have:



And this last one. It isn't exactly a comic, just the cover page of a comic.


Kinda suggestive right?

And a lil bit disturbing.

Yay! I did my geog questions like a good geog student and i did part of my lit log book like a not so good lit student. Accomplishment! Shiok shiok.

And now i realised i have more to do. ARGH. Sick.

My brother, in Pri 3, dunno how to spell "carry". I wanted to WRING his neck. Still dare say loudly, "C-A-R-R-I-E!"

Sigh... What to do? The smart genes all wasted on me le. But i don't think there was much to go around in the first place, thus producing the prodigy-like (NOT) me.

Alright. Sleep. Give Barney a kiss and he'll read a bedtime story to you.

P.S. is the tagboard down? Or is it just me? I can't tag. It will go into the error window. Oh well.

As you can see, my blog is pretty much dead. Lifeless. Gone. Kapish.

But i'll periodically change the quote at the sidebar(------->), and my old quotes will be at the bottom of the sidebar.

My mom's going to go to the PTA. GROSSNESS. Now every teacher can happily condem me behind my back. Suki doesn't even know me well. Suki's my CT. Hope she goes to Khainu for help writing testimonials and i'll get a glowing one!

I wish.

I have a power. My power is to procrastinate.

With great power comes great responsibility.

Now i have to get back and get started on redoing my log books for lit. If not i'll not start at all. Remember, great responsibility.

I'm bored, like Glenn.

Here's some random pictures.


sunset from my window.


sunsetted. Nice colour.



crop circles!!! Aliens!!!

Self Explanatory.

I think i constitute about 10 of the 20-something hits here, what with refreshing and checking back for comments, or just to see the counter hop.

Ha...

But 10 plus of hits by others is pretty not bad i guess... :) I wonder who they are...

Those silent readers whom i know or just passerbys whom i don't...

I borrowed Animorphs from the library... Lolx... Very old school. But still nice. I hope? Ha.

The only one who could ever preach me, is the son of a preacher man.
-the only song which i could ever remember, is this song by Camile Velasco.

My blog is getting mundane.

Hello hello... I'm sure you would have spotted a few changes. If you havent, then... then... Then you havent LOR.

The font colour is darker. And there's kinky cheena counter. So kinky... It shows 15 as yi1 wu3 instead of shi2 wu3.

Get the gist?

In a shocking revelation, i realised i passed Geog! Previously i thought i had an O. Yeap, wish i could say the same for Econs. And GP. Gosh. What can't i fail?

Here's wishing the Vj choir peeps good luck for the Choir Olympics in Germany. Hope they get many golds. Have a safe flight this Sunday! I saw Yenhan at Parkway ma, so was reminded.

Yeap. Anyone wanna do CIP with me? I need more hours... Like 16... Any takers? I'm open!

I have a splitting headache... Might be because of the 2.4 run just now. And the weather. And my grades.

No... Its just me.

Oh... When i went to pe, before i even saw Nordin (a teacher), guess what i heard?

I heard Nordin's voice saying "Eh SINGER you come ar? I thought you won't come." He said other stuff as well but i can't remember what. but i remember he said SINGER more than 5 times.

Wah lau. Stupid Songfest.

I'm feeling quite stoned now... I got horrible grades... But thats not the point...

The point is that there's lots of things i should do to better my life. But none of them are things i like to do. And although i try, i always end up not doing them after a week of it.

Time to look into the future... Think of my destiny... Pass GP...

Remember i said i have this insatiable drive to blog? I take it back. Ha. I'm fickle, what can i say?

I need someone to console me. Pat me on the back, give me a hug. Tell me i rock once in a while. Say i'm already as perfect as i can be.

But even if they do tell me that, i'll not believe them. EVER.

Cos i know i suck.

Awwwww... Its the low-esteem side emerging again after a hiatus for so long... I've not felt this way since last year when i was in that class... argh crap.

I'm just rambling away... Dun mind me. I realise that this two years of my life will be coming to an end sooner than i think.

People, faces, places and experiences... Gone.

Remembered as a vague sort of glow in the past. A short but joyous past. But at the same time, one of anguish enough to make me stay at the playground crying till 1am.

I am weak yet strong. I am confident yet i'm shy. I'm happy yet filled with sorrow.

I am what i am. I am me.

No one feels what i feel. Sees what i see. Knows what i have learnt. I have nothing, yet i have no need for anything. Dying is release, yet the act is one of cowardice and stupidity. But to suffer is stupid. Yet everyone suffers.

So is everyone stupid? Or is it just me?

There's animosity amongst my classmates. This is bad. I shall not delve further for fear of my classmates reading this.

Today was the unofficial 1st day of school. Did not get back any exam papers, but i heard other's feeling disappointed and stuff. Gosh. I expect myself to fail everything already. No worries there.

I have to start doing something about my homework man...

/me slaps myself with a large trout.

Having a bad blocked nose and a bad sore throat. OUCH. life is bad these days.

To people who did ok but not fantabulous, have a heart. Other's are getting Fs even if they mug like crap. So you're not that bad la. Just dun demoralise others.

I just realised that last entry of mine can be themed "Look-alikes"...

Ok. Lame.

Nowadays, i have this insatiable urge to blog... Not that its bad or anything, but i wasn't really so crazy over it.

Anyway, went to watch Spidey 2 today! After listening to the rave reviews by some people, i couldn't wait! But i was LATE for the show... Dunno whether i missed anything...

And yes... The web swinging really leaves you in the throes of climax, ala Ariel the Little Mermaid (Go to 2nd June entry.. I just love that entry).

Anyway, it was 10000xinfinity times nicer than Spidey 1. After the movie, i realised that there was this promo on popcorn and drinks. And the cup used got this SO cute spidey figurine perched on the cover.

ARGH! I WAN!

Nvm... Next week go watch another movie can buy. But so weird. Imagine watching Mean Girls and drinking from a Spiderman cup.

Anyway, there's this CD stall near my place and they sell CDs damn cheaply. Like $9.90. NOT pirated.

But must be careful cos there's pirated ones in the midst.. My dad bought a compilation CD. And the SHE songs inside all SO fake. The voices are like so mature. Yuergh!

Back to the $9.90 CDs... I bought FIR! NICE! One of the CDs i bought that i liked straight. Don't have to grow to like it, unlike so many others.

I was flipping thru the lyric booklet inside and came across this picture.


From your left, we have Ian, Faye and Real.

Whats with the name... REAL... He's scared of being labelled fake? He must be a hairdresser(1st june)...

Anyway, i was looking at the photo when it struck me.

Faye looks like her(click me). I wasn't surfing porn! I SWEAR! i only typed "Paris Hilton pictures" at Yahoo!

And if there's anyone out there with no clue who she is, lets clue you hopeless people in shall we? Its Paris-ilovesex Hilton, heiress of the Hilton fortune.

At least she's a normal dumb blonde socialite, unlike Hsu Chun Mei.

Excerpt from The Simple Life episode1:

Nicole(To the people they're staying with): So do you hang out at Walmart?
Paris: Whats Walmart? Do they sell wall stuff?

DOH~! BTW, Walmart is like the US version of NTUC.

Anyway, i downloaded a clip of Jennifer Aniston guest performing on American Idol 1.


I didn't know she was on it. Wow. I didn't even know she could sing.

Eh... Hang on... Thats not Jennifer! Thats Kelly... Nono.. Not Osbourne, Clarkson!

THIS(click me) is Jennifer Aniston. Well i be danged... Sure fooled me...

But, i digress again... I was on the MRT today and guess what i saw?

Sitting directly infront of me, nearly side by side was this two guys:


I know i'm an Evil Voyeur but i just HAD to get a shot of this.

Look carefully.........

Both of them were wearing a Hard Rock Cafe shirt similar in design, one from Seoul one from Paris(Not Hilton, the STATE!).

Both were wearing light kahki coloured shorts.

Both carried sling bags.

Both had cropped hair and were bespectacled and had earphones stuffed into their ears.

They even alighted at the same stop.

GOSH! Lost twin!

I came up with a reasonable explaination for it.

They met on the net and agreed to meet up. In order for them to recognise each other, they were to dress up in similar threads.

Ok... Explaination VERY OFF... Its just... WEIRD.

Oh. I saw two Bangla men holding hands... Not just any holding. Their fingers were interlocked... GOSH... Whats this PDA among men?!?! Not that i'm prejudiced against Banglas...

I'm friggin' broke. I'm willing to except donations. Dial 1900-112-DONATE and press 58694 for Junyi. Remember hor... 58694, not 45366 or 5326...

DOH~!

Lalala... Monica's shades... Very glam... But i'm actually putting it up cos i need its URL... HURHUR...

Went out for a walk. Wanted to buy clay(for my hair la) at Heeren anyway.

Was supposed to watch Spidey but in the end, the cinema was fully booked till 11... WTF.

So went Taka walk walk.

When i was desperately trying to make a call on my phone, i caught sight of a woman looking at me evil-ly.

I did a double take and it was AMY~!

We had a lil chat about TPJC choir, Amadeus and whether i was joining. I said see first and she said i mei you yong. Lol.

She was going to a wedding dinner somewhere above Taka. I have no idea where.. But that explains the inch thick makeup.

Coincidentally Glenn was at a wedding dinner too... Haha...

I woke up like super early today.

Cos i'm such a good grandson and i brought my grandma to see the doc... Haha.

I can't get over my lil' mermaid entry... I tot it was great, jean and Glenn thought so too.. but some other people had abit more duh reaction. Haha.

But nevertheless, I'm proud of myself.

Its cos i used paint for the picture editing. NOT photoshop!

Lets see the original pictures that i used for the future Sea King.

Two photos were used.


Screenshot of the movie.

And


The baby photo that i saved from some e-mail loooong time ago.

So ya... He's NOT me...

So now you guys know why i'm so pleased with the outcome.


*BEAM*

Remember... PAINT. You can do it too!

I just downloaded an old cartoon movie... Very long time ago... Like when i was in primary school? And i suddenly had the urge to watch it again. Its a classic!

Its none other than:

Haha! Abit duh hor... But its nice what! Can rival Finding Nemo. I suspect that Nemo stole a scene from the show.

Familiar?

Or maybe its just cos thats how aquatic creatures view ships. Haha...

Well, the story goes that Sebastian the Crab was having its first appearance as a conductor, conducting the King of the Sea, Triton's daughters in a musical number.

Daddy's girls.
The song:

We are the daughters of Triton,
Great father who loves us and named us well.
Aqua. Ah ah ah ah...
Adrena. Ah ah ah ah...
Arista. Ah ah ah ah...
Athena. Ah ah ah ah...
Adena. Ah ah ah ah...
Anona. Ah ah ah ah...
And then there is the youngest in her musical debut,
Our SEVENTH(courtesy of jean) little sister we're presenting her to you,
To sing a sing Sebastian wrote,
her voice is like a bell.
She's our sister Arie(l)... GASP!

The biggest clam shell opened up and they discovered Ariel MISSING!

In her place was a baby boy!

And they adopted the boy and treated him like one of the Merfolk. He grew up to be the next King of the Sea. However, the story continues.

Instead of being the center of attention at the concert, Ariel was out in the open waters exploring with her friend, Flounder.

When they got home, they realised that they've missed the whole darn thing and King Triton was hopping mad.

He was so mad that his G-string kept giving him a wedgy.

Ariel was so upset that she went on a shopping spree and ended up going to the Aquatic Barbers Inc where she set her hair to rebel against her father.

Afterwards, she swam to her secret cave where she stores her collection of all things human.

Only in the cave could Ariel be her real self, without any facades whatsoever.

Author's note: Warning, the following picture might be considered unsuitable for children under the age of 6. Parental guidance is strongly recommended.

She started becoming majorly horny(she can't help it. She's only 16!).

She was fantasizing about Price Eric, the human she saved from drowning. It was in her throes of climax that she decided to seek the evil seawitch, Ursula's, help to turn her into a human.

At first, she was in doubt of Ursula's powers.

However, her disbelief was soon quelled.

Ariel was given a pill to eat which would transform her tail into human legs.

It tasted yummy!

She was then brought to the surface by her friends Flounder and Sebastian(she got no tail WHAT. And she's human now. Hellooo? Lungs?).

Pamela Ander... errr... I mean Ariel came out of water like a Baywatch babe, hoping to catch the attention of Prince Eric.

Prince eric recognised her as his saviour and married her the next day.

Sebastian was so moved that he just had to get a closer look.

As the ship set sail, sending Ariel and Prince Eric to their glorious honeymoon at Hawaii, all the Merfolk, including the King Triton, waved a teary good bye.

THE END.

Reader: EH! I tot got some other parts about the evil Seawitch nearly marrying the Prince?

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Author's note: I'm friggin' pissed... My painstakingly typed entry was erased. I'm retyping now. All the previous emotions shown may not be shown again. ARGH.

FARK.

Anyway, I was saying that today was my last paper...

Author's note: I'm still friggin' pissed.

Went out with Colin for a celebratory dinner and also to celebrate him having his leave in lieu today, whatever that is...

So as we were taking the MRT to Bugis, we suddenly had a photo frenzy. And we took and took photos with my phone... Suddenly he fell apart in stitches cos he was laughing too hard and i was like "Gimme see gimme see..."


..............

He said i looked like those ah ma. You know those chinese period dramas or those Zhen Qing shows that always have a female servant or housekeeper who always wear a white button top and have a ponytail?


Wah lau.

I tried to make it seem more realistic. Don't blame me if the quality is sucky cos i don't use photoshop. I'm stuck with good ole' paint to do the job.

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Anyway, we switched trains at City Hall to get to Bugis(I live in Woodlands ok). The train was damn packed and we were literally crushing onto everyone else around us.

Then suddenly something i totally abhor was brought to my attention. Three Indian guys (nono not the Indians) were talking about Euro 2004. I overheard stuff like "He should have stayed close to Ronaldo" or "He shd have done this, did that, run here, kick there..."

Like, WTF. If you're such pros, go down and start coaching England or something la. Instead of being packed into a crowded train and LAMENTING about the game. WAIT! Better still, go play yourself. I'm sure the S. League(Stupid? Spastic? Sad?) would love to have such "talents" on the field to meet its goals by 2010.

HUH? No more goals ar? TOO BAD... Cos you people not playing, only talking...

Just as we ascended the escalators of the MRT station, i witnessed the potrayal of the horrific!

It was the slow and cruel killing of an innocent baby. It was gruesome!

The parents should just quit smoking... They have a baby in a pram in a smoking zone?!?! Do they want their child to grow up being used to the smell of smoke?

They were practically BLOWING the smoke at the poor baby. Took a fag from their cigarette and looked down at the baby with tender parental eyes while blowing out smoke from their foul blackened gap.

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Anyway, i went into Monsoon to cut my hair as planned. the entrance of the newly renovated Bugis branch looked so classy that i had nearly second thoughts.

As i was sitting at the chair waiting to see who would come cut my hair, this sissy freak with orange hair kept walking around me and i was horrified!

Lucky it was my regular hairstylist that did the cutting.

The first time i had a cut from him, he gave me his namecard with his name, Alvins Lim. Whats with the pural, i thought.

Now, he gave me another namecard. His name was now just WINS. What? So that he won't LOSES? Whats with hairstylists and freaky names?

And it is FREAKING cheap! It was $22. Haha... Okok... I know thats not cheap but the actual price was $33! Got promotion again! Like everytime i cut got promotion! Glee!

Anyway, after haircut, i felt very funny. Everytime i walked past a mirror and looked into it, i see a guy with weird hair. Like somewhat too little of it. BALDING!


Front view.


Side view. With extra orders of oil and sweat.

I guess its quite nice la... But i still can't get used to it. Anyway, i can't possible recreate THAT effect!

After that, went to eat Ramen at Hisatomo at Raffle's City. VERY SCRUMPTIOUS! And at less then 10 bucks for ANY ramen. We ate about $25. Bloody full lor... Couldn't move much... Stomach was in the way...

After that, walk walked abit then he had to go back to camp so we went to Boonlay. I saw Edgar and Kinfei(my VSchoir seniors) at the taxi stand. They were in OCS book-in book-out attire.

Very very very long din see Edgar le... he commented that i looked older cos of my spects and hair. And he BHB say he looks like sec 3. I agreed.

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Sigh. how time really flies... When you're younger, you strived(or is it strove?) to make yourself look older and grown up but when you're already grown up, you want to look young again. What an irony.

Suddenly, sitting alone in the train back home, i felt very small. I dunno how to describe it la. A sense of pervading gloom invaded me. Like i suddenly had an epiphany like that.

I realised that my life revolves around pretty much nothing but friends. However, friendship is superficial. I realise that i have none of those SOLID friendships presently that i had back in VS.

When i really needed to chat with people, no one freaking bothered to reply my smses. Only Weibin and Jianwei, out of like the ten i sent, reprociated, and for them i'm thankful. but there's only so much they can do. Weibin is in army and JW was mugging for his Bio test tmr, so i did not wanna impose on them.

So i sat at the playground near my condo and started swinging and swinging, my mind blank, listening to the angst-ridden Avirl blaring on and on about life. Occasional msges from Weibin were the only distraction i got.

Just then this family appeared walking past the direction i was facing. They had a little boy who kept staring at me and i smiled at him. Then suddenly he came my way and said "Shen mo?"

I was stunned. I din reply and he walked off.

And i continued swinging, the lack of replies causing a vacuum within me...

When i was home and bathing, suddenly the replies started coming in...

"Sorry i din c the phone"
"??!!"

I thought... "Too late... I'm home..."

The storm, or rather, the drought was over and my mood to chat had passed. Other people asked me what had happened. People like Colin and Kelvin. But i really cannot explain what i felt at that juncture.

Maybe it was just the freak emo side manifesting for awhile.

Maybe...

Nice song by F.I.R.

Naturally, i can't read most of the words.

Its over~

What was a two day event for other people like Jean(Grrr) was a four day bonanza for me!

*Checks myself. Counts limbs. Yeap... all there!*

I'm alive! Hooray!!! Now all i have to look forward to is Prelims and As... YAY!

HUH? Oh damn.

I'm so gonna fail Econs and PC and Gothic and human geog and and and... Anymore ands and i'm gonna go to hell.

Ha! There was this cat in the hall when we went in for the Lit paper today. SO CUTE! It looked like Puss-in-boots... Yes... The Shrek 2 thing.


Thats Gabriel's chest if any of you are wondering... Ha!

I couldn't get a good shot of it... So i gave up. I only took its picture cos everyone was rushing up with their cam phones. I dun wanna be left out ma!

Haha...

That was madness... I laughed for nothing...

Maybe cos too free... No need to study le! (Technically still need... but dun burst my bubble ya?)

This is a great song:

B is for Bubble,
B is for Bubble.
Bubble Bubble Bubble.
Bubble Bubble bubble.
B is for bubble in bubblegum,
B is for brother who gave you some.
B is better than any letter...
Cos B is for Bubble,
B is for Bubble.
Bubble Bubble Bubble,
Bubble Bubble Bubble.............

From Sesame Street WHAT.... Meanwhile, politically correct children(means got lots of different skin colour la) are shown blowing big gobs of bubblegum...

Argh! My leg fell asleep... Pins and needles!!!

Don't you think its ridiculous these terms they come up with? And who's the they eh?

Mind your P's and Q's Sally! No scones for your tea!

I know! Enid Blyton! Haha...

I was cheated in my childhood... All along when i was like 6 or 7 i thought Enid Blyton was a guy... When i found out that SHE actually was a woman, i felt so... So......

WRONG.