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Taken from Scott's blog... What rubbish...

Shrek 2 has become the latest animated film to be "outed" by Christian fundamentalists in the US. The Dreamworks feature, which had become recently available on DVD, is accused by the Traditional Values Coalition for containing subtle sexual messages. The coalition, which describes itself as a grassroots inter-denominational lobby with more than 43,000 member churches warned parents to consider the animated film's cross-dressing and transgender themes before allowing their children to see it.The article described one of the characters, an "evil'' bartender (voiced by Larry King) who is a male-to-female transgender in transition and who expresses a sexual desire for Prince Charming. It also identified another scene where Shrek and Donkey need rescuing from a dungeon by Pinocchio and his nose, which is made to extend as an escape bridge by getting the wooden boy to lie about not wearing women's underwear.Christian activists, such as Focus on the Family, recently targeted SpongeBob SquarePants, Barney the dinosaur and Sesame Street's Bert & Ernie as children's characters who are conduits for a pro-gay message. In 1999, Rev Jerry Falwell described purse-toting Teletubby, Tinky Winky, as a gay role model.The next "pro-gay" cartoon to be outed might just perhaps be DreamWorks' Shark Tale, in which a shark mafioso, voiced by Robert DeNiro, must come to terms with the fact he has a vegetarian son who likes to dress up as a dolphin.

I'm feeling extremely fucked.

A level results + impending doom of NS.

They're both at the edge of my subconscious, waiting to surface at my least wary moment. Everytime i turn around, the worry seeps into my mind like a memory that's been suppressed, but not forgotten.

=(

All of a sudden, my chest feels tight like there's a weight pressing on it. I feel like getting it over with, but then again, i wish it wouldn't come. I have to admit, its the results that are making me feel more jittery. And for good reason too. I totally fucked myself, and i didn't enjoy one bit of it. I keep saying that, at least when and if i retain, i'll still have my hair, but i don't mean it obviously.

I'm thinking of studying Law although i know for a fact that i'm never gonna make it. A good pass in all subjects and at least a B3 for GP seems a long shot for me. All Mab's fault for so influencing me. She even got me off the wanting-to-be-a-teacher thing. It had always been somewhere in the recesses of my mind that i might want to become a teacher, but Mab flushed that all out and i realised that teaching is not just a job, its a commitment, what with all the admin work and lesson plans and shit. And whats more, i can't even be bothered much to teach my two lil' brothers (no time even) so who am i to want to be a teacher?

After joining the workforce for close to 2 months now, i'm starting to feel like management ain't such a bad thing to be doing. Oh whatever. SMU's gonna be so crowded with town-crazy people anyway. I've heard the lines "I wanna go to SMU because its near town" only about a gazillion times already and to be frank, its kinda irritating. In a superficial, shallow kinda way. But maybe if i didn't stay as near to the other Universities as i am, i would consider it as much too.

Whats there to do anyway?

Psychology, Law, Geography, Business, Management... What else is there to be done with my choice of A levels? Argh. I'm going mad. I need to meet up with people that arn't my colleagues and do some stuff soon.

before i enter army.

I'm in desperate need to go back to TPchoir for one. Another need is to meet up with people like Weibin and just talk and chill. He's one guy that will always be my buddy, even if it's just through smsing. The old VS clique plus Chloe should also meet up before i lose my hair, although i've gotten quite enough of them during the CNY period. Haha! Although not very close to my classmates in TPJC, i still miss them lots, esp the guys, who made my transition into the class in year 2 so much the more easier.

Urgh. I sound like i'm losing my hair tomorrow. But these feelings just overcame me la... So might as well blog now, rather than not blogging when i actually enlist.

Yes Ridza, i'm so depressed now. =(

Breaking news!

A man was discovered brutally ripping his Creative earphones in half, rendering it totally dead to the world.

At approximately 7pm today, the earphone was cruelly dragged out of its protective bag and was forcefully wedged into the ears of the said man. The man then started torturing the it by playing loud senseless garbage called music through it causing massive vibrations in the internal parts of the earphones.

As if the appalling horrors it was put through wasn't enough, the man had to squat down while having the poor defenceless earphones on and the earphones got caught below the left leg of the man. When the man stood up, this effectively caused the earphones to rip in the middle, thereby ending its life of terror.

Let us give one minute of silence for this poor earphone, whose lifespan would have been much longer, if not for the man's brutal murder.

R.I.P.

*BAWL* My poor earphones!!! Now i have to use something else, which cannot match the pure pristine whiteness of my beloved Movu(Muvo. I actually typed Movu...)!

And freaking hell M'sia have to keep shooting fireworks every freaking day! Are they gonna celebrate everyday till the 15th day of the Chinese New Year? What are they trying to prove? That they have more sky than us?

WE GET IT ALREADY!

I've resolved not to buy any clothes till i get into NS, lose my hair, slim down and get a nice tan.

Once again, the himbotic side of me is talking.

I got a new keyboard today to replace the dirty and dusty and full of god-knows-what one. Since i got my maid to try to scrape out some of the muck(there were even fingernails! gosh.) from in between the keys, the "Tab", "Spacebar" and "Shift+n" couldn't work... Thats why all my msn shouts got no N one... The new keyboard got lots of special functions man... but i shan't talk abt them, cos even thinking about typing about it makes me sian... I'm still not very used to the new keyboard. The keys are extra soft. Like i'm not using much strength to type.

I'm blabbering... have to go work tmr *whines* I've not gone to work for almost a week already. Now must go back really seems a chore... But i can't imagine how the army guys feel man. I must say, after meeting up with Alvin and KW and KL, i really feel like army's not so bad, and i'm kinda looking forward to it.

The losing of hair, the tanning of the skin, the slimming of the body... Whoops, here i go again...

But i reeeeally hope i can cope, and i hope my bunk's filled with fun people, and not fat ah bengs, as described by Alvin about a certain platoon... Haha...

I went to he2 pan4 some time ago and i got this done...

What do you think it reads? I've got people telling me it looks like "Hunk" or "Thunk" or something...

Its actually...

My name.

HAPPY NEW YEAR PULL YOUR EAR.

I'm very satisfied with my ang paos!

I, Mojo Jojo, am your master! And you shall obey my commands because I am your master. It is I who you will obey! Obeying my commands is what you will do. I will give you commands, and you will obey them! Ha ha ha ha ha! I do this because I am bad, I am evil, I am Mojo Jojo!

Curse those accursed Powerpuff Girls! They always defeat my plans. I, Mojo Jojo, will not be defeated; it is those annoying Powerpuffs who will be defeated. And when those mutant infant girls are defeated, it is the pathetic Powerpuff Girls who will have lost! And after I have defeated the superhero female children, I, Mojo Jojo, will rule the world, which is to say, without anybody else and without anybody else shall I rule this world! And when this world is ruled by only one person, not a collective group, but only one person, who will be ruling the world will be none other than me! Mojo Jojo!

I must devise a plan so diabolical, so sinister, that it will bring those tiny titans to their knees. But I do not currently possess any Antidote X nor am I armed with my giganto, destructo, powerpuffo ray! The only ray giant enough to destroy the Powerpuff Girls! However, those accursed Powerpoofs have foolishly split up to occupy separate geocaches. Rarely will an opportunity be as ripe as this, to destroy those cursed girls separately in turn. I will surely crush each of the puny Powerpuff Girls, as easily as I crush a bug! Their reign of goodness will come to an end, and my reign of evil will begin!

But first I must find the Powerless Girls. I command you to take me to a geocache where any one of those accursed Powerpuff Girls is located where I may locate one of the girls and destroy her! You are to obey the command I have given you and take me to a geocache where one of the Powerpuff Girls resides. Until that time I shall use my superior simian intellect to devise a diabolical plan to destroy the girls! Bwah, hah ha ha ha ha!


-credit to Joshua (i merely ripped the entire thing off his blog).