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Wednesday, September 29, 2004

 
Read this Stussy carrier:


If you think it reads:

I AM GAY...

You're correct! -giggles-

Can't see it? Look carefully...


I AM GAY!


Don't argue... It reads GAY no matter what you say.

Gosh... I just rhymed.

Anyway, i'm such a


Addict.



My new boardshorts! Its white... W, H, I, T, white.


And remember i bought some Quiksilver flip flops the other day?

Well, it sucked cos it gave me blisters.

Presenting:


My new pair of slippers...


Provocative huh... It sorta like blends into the background... Which came from a Quiksilver carrier... What else?

The poor girl... She's so flat cos i'm stepping on her everytahm i go out.

My gosh... I sound like this brainless himbo talking about his shopping spree.

Geez... What better time to tell a Paris Hilton joke.

Q: Whats the difference between Paris Hilton and a limousine?
Ans: Not everyone has entered a limousine.

-cue laughter-

Awww... You people are no fun.

Sunday, September 26, 2004

 
I'm a tad late for this entry. For about... Um... 3 days.

Anyway, met up with Khoonwee in Orchard for abit of slacking. He told me his father actually wanted to name him KhoonSwee. Omg. -urgh-

I also sms-ed Zhencong cos he was in school and his school is freaking near to town. And its been eons since i have seen him. More like only more than a year.

The two of them wanted to watch a movie, so its majority rules. KW wanted to watch an M18 show while ZC is the "anything" guy.

So we ended up watching this:



Spastic Christian movie about gays and unwed mothers.


Throughout the whole show, i was cringing non-stop at phrases like,


"Let God save you!"
"You can be SAVED!"
"God loves us!"

Ok, no offence to any staunch Christians here, but its too much for a free thinker like me to bear.

There was even an assembly akin to a certain church in the West's service, with this hip pastor going,



"ARE YOU DOWN WITH THE G.O.D.?"


But overall, i give it a 3 stars. Towards the back, it got less propaganda-ish and more teeny angsty. And for some unknown reason,



i think i dig Gothic chicks.


After the movie, we took a few photos outside Cine. Ok, more like i forced them to take the photos. I get high taking photos. Its called Digi Rush.

Sounds like some Digimon.



KW decided that he won't make a fashion faux pas by wearing the EXACT same outfit as me, white collared shirt with jeans.


It was appalling, we looked like twins.

KW: Wearing the same thing as somebody IS fashion faux pas!




ZC and KW. His mouth is screwed cos of chewing gum. And he loved the photo.



Here's the moon at 3pm!



Last shot before ZC left to meet his friends at Far East to study. His Promos are next week. Good luck buddy!


After ZC left, KW and i walked around Far East for abit and went back to Wisma for early dinner at Macs. Sat there and talked abit and froze in our seats cos the air-con was directly below us.



KW insisted that the fish under the shark was a baby shark. But the little fish looks nothing like a shark. And do sharks nurture their young? -doubtful-


Our (KW and mine) shoes. Look at those silvery laces. -GASP-


Well, there's only so much we can do at Orchard.

I missed "Unsung Heros"! Crap. The new advert for Singapre Idol on TV is freaking cool!!! Morphing man. Beverly's moves were so funky.



Can you see a difference between this picture and the other one, besides its obvious upside-down-ness? Try and find it!


This is a great book! Worth evey cent! But MPH is selling at a discount! Quick grab it!

An excerpt from the book:

"My memory is like a film... And when people ask me to remember something I can sinply press Rewind and Fast Forward and pause like on a video recorder... If someone says to me, 'Christopher, tell me what your mother was like,' i can rewind to lots of different scenes and say what she was like in those scenes."

Jean is evil.


Mrs Foong, F Maths teacher.


Need more reasons?

Friday, September 24, 2004

 
This entry is dedicated to the movie,


The Terminal, starring Tom Hanks.
























WE LOVE YOU VIKTOR!



Here's some other posters of "The Terminal":



And another...


and another.

Aaaand... Enough!

(P.S.: I've got a new blog just to host my pictures. Starting from this entry onwards, i'll be putting up every picture i upload there first. I love that layout but its a ready-made one. Haha!)


Thursday, September 23, 2004

 
I'M SO FREAKING TIRED!

Yes, prelims are over! Thank ALLAH!

Racist joke:

Qs: What do you call a young Malay?
Ans: Mini-mat.

Geddit?

No offence to any Malays out there!

I'm still up at this unearthly hour. On a Thursday morning. I feel like playing The Sims.

Anyway, updates to the rest of my papers:

Screwed.

42 or so more days to A Levels! I'm so gonna be burnt by the eternal damnations of Cambridge rejects.

Speaking of Cambridge...


Do you know the Economics Redspot book was written by this NUS Econs graduate?

And guess what? Redspot is distributed in Zimbabwe, Botswana, Zambia, Seychelles and Tanzania.

Oh, not forgetting Malaysia, Hong Kong, Mauritus and Caribbean.



WOW! I never knew there were people studying in these countries!

*Don't mind me... I'm just ranting... Post-prelims stress ya?*

Met up with Alvin and Mabel after having lunch at Breeks! with my classmates. They were waiting for their friends to go for this dubious sounding SAFRA buffet at Tampines SAFRA which none of them knew the way.

Alvin: Nice to see things going so fine!

Anyway, was talking to Scott on MSN one day when he told me that he had webcam!


So i secretly took a screenshot of him being spastic!

Actually, its not much of a secret since i sent him this screenshot after saving it. BAH!

He looks cute in person. Trust me. Not the screenshot.

Random photo No.1:


This is a photo i found on the tpjc.net. They're children from last year's OCIP posing in various Power Ranger poses. Kawaii-neh~!

Random photo No.2:


The sky from my room in the morning. Its breathtaking. You can see the rays of the sun emerging man!

Awesome!

*This is not how i usually blog. But my mind decided to run away right after my last paper.*

Tuesday, September 21, 2004

 
I'm having a bad hair month.

Thats what Sri Nada does to people.

Beware! Don't say i didn't warn you.

Friday, September 17, 2004

 

How the hell did my profile views shoot up from 8 a few weeks ago to 52?!?!

In case i don't see you,

Scott: I'm not taking promos. I'm not in year1 but I wish i was. Its prelims you dingbat!

Updates on Prelims:

GP: Screwed AQ (Human Rights! They should let us choose NOT to do AQ. Thats Human Rights.)

Lit(PC): Screwed. (I thought the narrator of this poem was a girl. Turned out to be some guy who is realising his gay side. BAH!)

Econs 3: You say leh?

Physical Geog: Screwed. (I did an essay that i didn't study for. Those i studied totally did not come out. Great!)

Lit(Shakespeare and other authors): Huh? What shake spear?

Okok... I know... This is a sorry excuse for an entry. I'm just lazy to blog.

Hear from me soon i hope.

*Jean is in Blogger, Jean is in Blogger*

Friday, September 10, 2004

 
All the crap before this entry shd have been posted yesterday, but blogger screwed up on me...


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My teeth is getting worse. Its aching all over now.

Guess what? To pull out a SINGLE wisdom tooth costs $450. So 4 would be $1800?

Damn, i wanna be a dentist.


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Did anyone watch Singapore Idol? OMG! Stunning! It was amazing.

Singapore IS superficial!

I wan Joanna, Beverly and Nana!

Everyone repeat after me!
*I wan Joanna, Beverly and Nana!*
*I wan Joanna, Beverly and Nana!*


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Anyway, went back to Macs@MarinaSquare again today.

While we were there, this bitch and her clique walked past, and the ring leader proclaimed in her extremely loud, irritating and NASAL(think Meimei in Zhen Qing, now x2) voice:

"You xie ren ke yi yi ge ren zhuo si ge ren de wei."

The she turned around and said:

"Wo yao da ren le."

What an utter whore. There were seats scattered everywhere. Whats with bitches and me anyway?

Later, we saw this woman eating Cai Fan (Rice with mixed dishes) sitting right smack in the middle of Macs.

No one did anything.



Winner!


Thursday, September 09, 2004

 
What are Wisdom Teeth?

Wisdom teeth are the third last permanent molars. Most people have four wisdom teeth, two in the upper jaw and two in the lower jaw. These teeth are commonly called wisdom teeth because they usually erupt between the ages of 16 to 21, known as the "age of wisdom". A wisdom tooth is impacted when it is obstructed from erupting fully into the mouth, by the tooth in front of it or the surrounding bone or gums.


X-ray depicting four impacted wisdom teeth



Problems caused by impacted wisdom teeth:

Improperly erupted wisdom teeth are breeding grounds for bacteria and may cause tooth decay, sometimes even affecting the neighbouring teeth. Infection of the overlying gums can take place as well, resulting in pain and swelling.

More serious problems such as the formation of cysts or tumours around an impacted tooth can occur, leading to destruction of the surrounding jawbone and neighbouring teeth. These conditions may require complex and extensive treatment. As problems can develop silently without your knowledge, a check-up with your dentist is thus advisable.


Impacted wisdom tooth causing decay in the second molar


X-ray image showing cyst formation around wisdom tooth


-Information from the National Dental Centre website.


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Guess why i'm telling you people this?

Yes! You're so smart!

I have them, and i need to PLUCK EM' ALL OUT!!!

Muahahahahaha! *Cues thunder and lightning*

Yeap, the truth is out. The "thing" that i thought was stuck between my teeth is actually a part of the wisdom tooth that has chipped off.

It can't be removed cos half of it is in the gums!

Oh what joy! What esctacy! What bliss!

The dentist gave me an X-tray and it looked like this la basically.


The circled bit is where food gets stuck and starts rotting and causing tooth decay.


If its not remedied early, the decay will spread of its neighbouring teeth, as i would have expected you to have read previously...

Anyway, mine are not rotting, they're just chipped...

And i can't remove the wisdom teeth, all 4 of them, now cos of prelims. So i have to live with the irritation of feeling something between my teeth.

The dentist was quite shocked that i've not been to a dentist for 3 years...

Anyway, we started talking about prelims, cos i told him i couldn't possibly take out the wisdom teeth now.

Apparently, he was from NJC and took triple science but hated maths. Lol...

He even told me thats why he was a dentist, cos he hated maths and his art was quite good. So he can give patients nice looking teeth makeovers.

He said that some dentists are horrible, the teeth they make are very square...

Crap, but it was nice talking to him. The doctors at that clinic are very nice.

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Tuesday, September 07, 2004

 
My blog is so photo-unfriendly.

Monday:

Went for the first tuition lesson with the dazzling and beauti-licious Kit and Shuhui.

Doesn't it sound like Kit is the one i'm complimenting and SH would be the side-kick? Both are equally stunning la.

Gosh. My nose ain't gonna get any longer than that.

Kidding.

No really...

Anyway, there were RJC students there and i got quite intimidated. Just sat there and acted like a sponge.

I actually brought my camera out, but i have no idea why i didn't take it out then. Maybe cos i thought no one would entertain my phototaking whims.

After tuition, i had the honour of meeting:


Chua Khoon Wee, whose beauty is unparalleled in any land.


Fashion faux pas Number 1: Ugly, Gaudy, Loud, Yellow slippers, in short, U.G.L.Y. slippers.

FFP Number 2:




Do you see it? No?


Lets take a closer look:



*GASP!* Its a Pernicious, Icky, Noxious, Kooky pencil, or P.I.N.K pencil for short.


There's a number 3, but he didn't want me digging into his bag to take a photo of his lime green umbrella, reminiscent of Xu Chun Mei.

After studying at the empty Starbucks, we went to his club for dinner, i had a treat from his parents! Free Dinner! W00t!

The club totally rox my socks. So cool. Look at the pool.





I think it looks like something from Jurassic Park. Dunno why. And dear Botswana Idol here kept on complaining that it sucks.

Tuesday (Today la):

Went back to school to study with



Kelvin the killer

and





Glenn the... Erm.. Gland? Or maybe Adipose in distress.


Oh, Jean was there too... But she left way earlier...

Anyway, i encapsulated the entire 3-4 pages of Limestone/Karst Landscape in these pages.




Hope its visible. But then again, no one will bother looking at it.


Glenn has the maid 7610 phone! Envious. But then again, my digicam will be redundant anyway.



Poor Glenn blocked his face.
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I'm so sick of blogging. This is mundane. No more funnies...


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