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Wtf... I typed halfway and accidentally pressed "enter" and the browser went to another page, effectively wiping out whatever i typed.

Its been a long tahm since i last blogged ya... I've nearly forgot how... Been busy with work (what's new) and i've been having 10 o'clock dinners daily... Tsk tsk...

Anyway..

I failed my Air Force test laaa.... But what's not to be expected? Sigh... Not that i mind la, but just for once i'd like to be different.

However...

I received the results slip of my Basic Theory Test today and guess what?

YAY! Congratulations and celebrations!

Aiyah, i know la... All of you asses out there must be thinking, "Aiyar, so easy one the test, why he so happy?"

I only read through the book three or four times the previous day and once on the day itself ok...


That sounds like alot of reading leh actually...

Moving on.......

My brother said the funniest thing just now...

"I know why the balls, or lampa, will go up and come down..."

I was quite stunned! He went on to explain himself...

"When it go down, means got urine."

"when it go up, means got no urine..."

Riiiiiiiiiigggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhtttttttttt........

Dreams, i guess we're just made of dreams,
nothing else matters as long as we believe,
I'm looking at you and i see my life,
passing before my eyes,
and when the journey's over,
and all my dreams come true,
I dream of you...

I'm a lil' crazy over this sing.

*

The Basic Theory Test is over and done with. Whew... It wasn't that hard la... Just that i didn't study. Haha...

DEADED.

Eep! There was like a million *beep* there! Ok, maybe 3. One of them even *booped* at me!

Eh, why the words kana censored?

My thoughts are all in randomised form nowadays. Work is kinda maxing out my time and i hardly get enough time to come online to chat with friends like Jean, Scott, Mabel and some others. (WOW! As if i work full time liddat...)

My basic theory test for driving is tomorrow morning and i have still not studied! So dead so dead... Its supposed to be easy, but i guess if i havent touched it much, it would be like ??? for me... Deaded.

I havent been exercising leh! I'm an even bigger piece of fatty meat than i was last year. How to enter Amry liddat... HOW?

I just recieved sad news... But i digress.

I never could spell "recieve" correctly the first time i type leh... Receieve, receive, recieve. Wait... Am i spelling it right in the first place? That word looks funny to me now... Urgh...

Anyway, the sad news is that someone important has left Amadeus. Someone VERY important. I cried like shite with her in Genting and she's the most special and gifted person i ever met. She must be cos she taught me how to "giap" my butt to sing higher notes longer. Someone like that really changes the way the whole group sounds and now with her absence, i really have no idea what will happen in the future.

I tried looking at the word "receive" (or is it recieve) again and i seriously cannot tell which one is correct... ARGH!

I don't care what anyone says. Our newly minted Singapore Idol is FUGLY.

I told you my thoughts are a random mess... Urgh.

I'm feeling himbotic today...

Does the name Rykiel sound nice?

How do i even pronounce it in the first place?

*SCCCCCCCCCCCRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEECCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHH!!!*

*BAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGG PIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!*

That's the sound that a van and taxi makes when they collide into each other.

Accident along Woodlands Ave 2!

Yeap... I'm the "ear" witness of the second accident at this road junction already. Got so many accidents happening here! This place needs better road organisation! All those Malaysian drivers... *tsk tsk*

I'm not being xing4 zai1 le4 huo4 ok!

This is first hand news ok! Not even on the papers yet! Not even reported yet! (although by the time you guys read this, i'll be yesterday's news already.)

Anyway, our dear Scott has kindly spammed my blog all over his blog about the TISSUE POWER entry, which is the one before this one, so all you people looking for it, try scolling down...

Hihi! I'm still surviving at my job ya!

The people at my job rocks! All funny and friendly... Haha... And we laugh at funny names on the credit cards... An example....

X' Ho

Try reading it out loud, you'll get the joke. Especially so if you watched "Meet the Fockers". Wasn't the baby cute?

Anyway, i saw this PJC Councilling notebook at work (cos one of my co-workers have a daughter in PJC) and it had its email on it.

workwithmeatpjc@yahoo.com

At first i saw it as

workwithmeatpjc@yahoo.com

And i was like *huh?!?!*. Butcher club ar? (i hope no PJC students read my blog.)

Anyway, just for trivia, among executives/office workers/anyone working at Raffles Place, the tissue-paper-is-power policy actually exists. This means using tissue paper/other valueless objects (usually just tissue paper) to book seats at hawker centres/food courts. And these so called white-collar workers actually concede defeat to the tissue papers.

The first time i went for lunch at work, i stared in disbelief at the many "empty" seats that wasn't empty on closer inspection. They were all "chopped" with various brands of tissue paper. Scotts, Kleenex, Watsons and the very common and cheapest brand, "Collectables" (i dunno the brand, but thats what's written on the pack. They usually feature some sort of cartoon/anime and brand it as a collectable. BAH!).

My point is that these obviously capable and mostly highly educated members of society actually have a silent understanding that once there's tissue, the seat is an UNTOUCHABLE!

To prove my point, i went to this very crowded hawker centre for lunch today with a colleage and as i waited for him to buy his food, a total of 5 people asked if the seat beside me was taken within 10 mins. I got so fed up that i plonked my tissue on the seat and NO ONE EVEN APPROACH THAT SEAT. Its like there's this invisible force emanating from the tissue. Whenever someone even set their eyes on it, they automatically got repelled.

Aiyoh, what if someone left the tissue there by ACCIDENT? Then no one will be able to sit there for the rest of the day izzit? Argh! Its mind boggling!

Thats about it for today... Haha... For the first time, its not past 10 and i'm done blogging...

Everyone has entered the Land-Of-No-Escape-For-2-Years already...


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Can you hear the silence.......?


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No one to go out with me on weekdays anymore le...... (but i have a job now, so this doesn't really matter.)

Oh woe is me to get stuck here while others are slogging their brains out in Tekong. Wait a min... Brains are the organ that gets the least exercise there hor... ok, hmmm... Slog their muscles out... Cos the training gives them muscles!

*frothing at the mouth cos i talk too much*

Anyway, my job which i think ROCKs seems to be like the pits in other people's opinion. I've not clarified hor... I'm working as a TEMPORARY ADMINISTRATIVE CLERK at NETS, so my job is to deal with credit cards...

Ok, let me tell you why alot of people think it sucks.

The pay is like only a sad $5/hr, i'm always busy and i have to travel from my place to Raffles Place everyday which costs a friggin $3/day.

Now, i shall tell you why i think its mighty fine.

It's office hours meaning 8.30am to 6pm and (hopefully) no weekend work days, the staff are friendly, the guys keep taking about sex although one of them is married (i don't think its a good thing actually, but whatever.) and i made friends and learn new skills.

So those that are gonna make credit/debit cards anytime soon, beware man... Dun say my job sucks or i'll damage the card with your name on it...

One more thing, you know how our parents always tell us that money is hard to earn and we should cherish it and not anyhow spend? And that when we start to earn our own money, we would understand?

Sad to say, it's all absolutely true... I've been feeling like saving and trying to minimise my spending these few days... Urgh...

But it didn't deter me for buying this gorgeous pair of.......

Timberlands! Yea baby!!!

I've suddenly got a fetish for all things brown leh! Now i got brown shoes! Next up, a brown shirt!

Oh, don't think i've just contradicted everything i've said previously... Cos these shoes were on SALE! ARGH! It costs less than a hundred bucks OKAY! GROOVY BABY!!! (for those not in the know, guy's shoes are like usually quite ex. A pair of Nikes/Adidas/Converse/Branded shoes costs at LEAST over $100. Unless the shoes are like BRAND X or some other ulu brand, they're gonna be more expensive than my Timberlands.)

People have "i love my girlfriend" on their blogs... I have........

I LOVE MY BROWN SHOES!

I'm gonna go look at them somemore........... TEEHEE...

I FORGOT TO TAP MY EZ LINK CARD TODAY

AND I JUST REALISED IT JUST NOW WHEN MY FRIEND MENTIONED ABOUT IT!

FREAK FREAK FREAK FREAK FREAK FREAK!!!!!!!!!

Okok... Calm down Junyi...






ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm damn pek chek...

Anyway, i dun normally take buses, cos whenever i go to work/town i take the MRT.

Suay suay today i took bus cos i went to CMPB for the Air Force test... Anyway, the test was damn lame... Test your coordination, mental powers of calculation, ability to read instruments that show the plane's flight, blah blah...

They even gave us this cutesy aeroplane-cum-watch-like thingy...

Anyway, my main point was that i DIDN'T TAP MY EZ LINK CARD!

FREAK!

The skin of my fingers are peeling, i'm damn tired, i have no time to myself anymore and no more freedom to do whatever i like whenever i like.

No, i'm not in army YET.

I'm currently employed.

This means i got no time to train up to hopefully pass my napfa so that i can enter army in April, not much time to study for my BTT, no time to go out during weekdays, and whenever i have stuff on during weekdays (like my coming Air Force Test and my BTT on the 19th), i have to inform higher authorities.

Which sucks.

But this also means i'm earning at the measly rate of $5/hour(beats NOT earning anyway).

Anyway, it was my first day today and i worked OT(overtime) lor... WTH. And OT pay is only $10/hour. So i sorta earned $50 bucks today working from 8.30am to 7.15pm. I feel like a workaholic already.

Damn sian... Have to pay adult fare liao...