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I dunno how to start this...

The past week felt like a month...

Sergeants are all madmen, knocking us down for every single reason, and shouting stuff like "I'm your sergeant and i can fuck you if i want to". We were so fucking pissed about that!

The sergeants here are all sheep, when one starts scolding, the rest will join in, so that each will take turns shouting something. There's this particularly fugly looking one that likes to scold, but whenever he shouts, there's a deafening silence because no one knows how to respond to him. Yes, he's that lame.

Oh man, don't make me go on about the sergeant major. He makes no sense whatsoever. There is no structure in his lectures, and he scolds without a topic sentence.. You know he can go on about how singing while running builds up your "qigong", which he translated to "health" and all of a sudden, he claims we're doing all these training shit for Lee Hsien Loong. He'll sooner fail a GP test than attain Silver for IPPT. He insults people that only can do seven pull-ups by saying that they're weak, but he can do no more than seven himself.

I feel so cheated by all this.. I was supposed to be an RP (regimental police) which was claimed to be one of the slackest vocation, but now i am part of the Air Force, in the Field Defence Squadron. And we go through 3 months of SISPEC like training, sans route marches and SOC, but with outfields and trench digging and live firing amongst other shit. Lucky i have good friends and BMT mates with me... And my section IC is a damn funny and witty (he claims to be) guy...

I'm going out liao... Shall blog more tonight, if i have the chance... Tata~!

Having mixed feelings about this... On one hand, slacking can be nice, but it can get boring.. on the other hand, the pay is less(?)... Bleah... I wonder if its a stay in vocation or can go home... but from Changi back home is a killer! Like going to Tekong! OMG... I'm so dead anyway, they say bring back everything i got from BMT, but but but... EVERYTHING IS SO MESSY! Argh!

There's something wrong with my IE browser... I can't seem to see/click on the login button of both Blogger and LJ... And i can't search in yahoo! So now i'm using Firefox temporarily, but i think it rocks!

Anyway, while you guys were watching Jue Dui Superstar* or Lost, i spent the night clearing up the mess that i call my room.



After a few hours of pottering around and throwing away lots of junk paper and mags, i managed to squish loose misc stuff into a box and the rest onto the shelves...



For your info, the table takes up half the room... My room is freaking small you see...

Anyway, i promised pics in my previous entry... Here's one we took at Far East's neoprint shop, which was so pink (the shop) that we didn't dare go in at first... But one by one, we ran into the shop and dived behind the curtains of the machine. Damn funny...



I love this machine... It makes us look so cute and young and flawless! And we could add cute pictures into it! we should have added more la! But at that time, there was a time limit and we were all so flustered! Looking at the picture, i realised that most of the graphics were put by me! Notice the pink mic at Diva's hands... How apt...

*thanks for the help Jean..

Guess where i just came back from?!?!

Yea! Ladies' Night!

Gosh... I still feel like groovin' man!!!

Went with my BMT mates... we were a bunch of botaks in a sea of spikes and brown... Although i kept my cap on most of the time... So sorry to Mabel who wanted to come... I shall make it up to you another time k!!! I so wanna go again anyway...

Anyway, i saw like a gazillion people! I saw Xiaxue (she's quite pretty or is it the makeup) and friends, Ian (jc1 classmate), Shujuan Hongxuan Xiaohui Shihan (they're HOT and they can dance *yeowch*), Jieyu (VS classmate) and girl, and Olinda Cho (dancing with another butch no less).

We left at around 3.30am cos certain people couldn't take it anymore... I could have gone on for another hour at least! And i wasn't high on alcohol.. I was high on dancing! I only had a vodka 7up and a burbon(?) coke... I doubt there was much alcohol in them anyway...

Original plan was to grab drinks at coffee club, but someone had to pangseh us cos he's heavy colour light friends... And the plan fell apart and we all went home... not that i mind, i'm friggin broke... Don't call me out unless you want to treat me k? Thanks...

OMG, my watch's alarm just went off... I'm supposed to wake up now to fall in... Which reminds me, my friggin block leave is ending!!! ARGH~! What seemed so long a week ago seems to be so short now... Sob...

Anyways, pictures of my outing with my BMT mates will be posted soon (i hope)... We took neoprint somemore... Lol...

I DUN WANNA STOP BLOGGING, BUT I DUNNO WHAT TO SAY ANYMORE!!!

I shall end this post with this picture...

Army porn.

Hey guys! I've been working on a new template the whole night...

Yeap, my com's up again... For now... *stares around darkly*

Anyway, back to the template... I found inspiration during the NE tour today... As we were touring some war museum, i felt hot and bothered and grabbed a brochure to fan myself with, and *BAM!*, inspiration hit me like a ton of hardened cement...

I shan't be impatient by showing you guys what i did... I shall wait for the expert's intervention to right the flaws... It shall greet you as my next SUPERB TEMPLATE! *evil laughter*

Hey peeps... Long time no see ya... Nothing has changed much in my life, just that i've POPed!!! The start of a new beginning..

Anyway, you won't be seeing me ard here alot, cuz my com crashed! Man, it sucks... Now all i do at home is read... Bleah...

Awright, love ya'll and take care now..

Well well well... The last assignment for BMT; to leave abit of myself in a photo album, to be kept in the platoon office... This assignment seems to be the easiest, yet it is also the most difficult to do, cos it signifies the ending of the slackest phase in the 2 years of NS.

Crud... I really have no idea what to say...

Anyway, i've created a collage consisting of both Army and Non-army images and i shall put it into the album, together with some parting words.

I have no idea what those parting words would be... Everytime i try to think about it, my mind goes blank. Yet, everytime i get preoccupied with other stuff, snippets of what i should write drift into my head, but to elude my grasp once i try to focus on them. I'm disgusted. Army has robbed me of my ability to churn out crap by the truckload.

On the other hand, guess what i found on the Fujifilm envelope that came with the photo?

It's chinese for "Army guy".

My goodness... No wonder the woman that developed the photo didn't ask for my name.

Urgh... I just got interrupted by my father passing a letter from SMU saying that they regret that my application was unsuccessful. Disgusting!

BAH!

3 more days to PoP~!