it's a blog eat blog world

Mah blog is not dead.

I repeat. Mah blog is not dead!

It just appears to be dead. That's all...

I'm in the midst of planning another blockbuster entry actually. But these things take tahm. And because of the lack of tahm, i don't think the entry can be up that soon.

So i shall continue to bore everyone with another mundane entry.

This has been my normal routine for my entire school year.

05.45am Alarm rings.
05.55am Alarm rings again.
06.00am Breakfast time.
06.10am Bath time.
06.28am Time to walk to the interchange.
06.41am Bus comes.
07.20am Alights at Tampines Library to change bus.
07.30am Reaches school.
07.45am Stone.
08.30am Stone.
Stone Stone Stone Stone Stone...
o4.30pm Go home.
05.40pm Reaches home.
06.00pm Bath tahm.
07.00pm Dinner tahm.
08.00pm Stone.
09.00pm Stone.
10.oopm Stone.
11.00pm Bed tahm.
...
...
And the cruel cycle continues.

I'm braindead for typing this.

YOU ARE AN Anglo-Chinese School (Independent) BOY!
You are a sweet-natured person, though constantly
seeking attention and affirmation from your
peers. You are not very hard working...


Which Singapore School are YOU FROM?
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Frustration is when you realise you're better than half of the idol-hopefuls.

Yep... Not that i'm arrogant, its my honest opinion. Maybe its just cos i'm sitting in the comforts of my home watching them forget lyrics to songs that I HAPPEN TO KNOW.

Argh! Damn shitty the feeling. Their first acceptable hopeful was this girl that remembered her lyrics. Imagine that. Not her voice but her ability to remember!

There's this distinct rip-off feel to the judges.

• Ken Lim=Simon Cowell
• Florence Lian=Paula Abdul x 3 times the cattiness
• Douglas Olivero(?)=Randy Jackson
• Dick Lee=Dickhead. Seriously.

When Florence let out her claws.. Whoa baaaby! MEOWR!

"Who here thinks I'm the nice one? HUH? Who thinks i'm the nice one? Cos it stops here! No one cried just now, but i really feel like crying. I've seen the sorriest bunch of losers...." or somthing like that.

Ken is just... Dumb.

"You all have to be serious. Serious. Who doesn't know the meaning of being serious? This contest is serious." I really cant remember how many serious i heard.

Douglas is quite cool i think.

And Dick just bangs his (dcik)head on the table.

I feel so evil. Muahahahaha! But its MAH BLOG! I'm entitled to my views.

I like the mixed blood girl. The one that works in Starbucks and has frilly hair. Not the one that got in on a dare and said siht on National TV and then begged it not to be shown cos her dad would kill her.

"Its a game of give and take, you can't hurry love, noooo you just have to wait."

Back to the Olympics update. Lee Jia Wei won her Japan opponent!!! W00t~!

Our only hope. Our one light. Our demi-goddess!

Who hails from China. Long live China! May they continue to provide Singapore with their best athletes since the pool of talents in Singapore is drying up.

Its so unfair you know. Of cos China will get the most medals. Its like the numbers of medals are directly proportionate to the population size. China has so many people that they can afford to set half of them aside as reserves. Or send them into the Olympics under a fake country. "Chine" or "Cheena" will do.

Breaking news~!

I can sing almost the entire keyboard in Choir room. I can't reach from the lowest E/F note downwards. But i can screech sing till the end of the other end of the keyboard. Cool. But not in singing quality la of cos. Its literally screeching.

Bendini says i can scream for Pamagun. Ya right. Shriek maybe.

Anyway, for people new to mah blog, you guys really should see this.

SHAMELESSLY PLUGGING MAH BLOG!

Whats the harm in clicking that link and waiting for 10 secs(depending on your connection speed)? The most if you guys dun like it/think its lame, can just roll your eyeballs and press X. But it may give you a good laugh!

Voice of a keyboard,
h0bb3s. (read "hobs", not "hobbies" nor "hob-3-s".)

SUSILO LOST!!!

WAIIIILLLLLLLLL~~~!!!

Our only hope. Our one light. Our saviour! Gone!

Lost to some Thai guy. In fact, Thrashed. Majorly. First set 15-10. 2nd set i din watch. Couldn't bear it. Too bad for him.

Actually, i'm not very into the Olympics. But i wanna watch the water events! But its always in the dead of the night.

Digress

I can't blog much. There's nothing significant going on thats blog-worthy. And i'm not so free to edit photos anymore. Lost the zest for it.

Digress

Zen is such a cool sounding name. I shall name my self/pet/child Zen. Then i can endorse Zendo tablets!

Digress

This stupid site is the rave among my classmates now. Rock, Paper, Saddam. Check it out dudes and dudettes.

And digress

I should bullet this entry. Its been nothing but one-liners. BAH.

Last digress, i promise...

I feel like bringing my cam to school. But what for? Or to put it crudely, FOR FCUK?

Footnote: I'm NOT peodophilic. Thank you wery much.

Lots of work lots of work lots of work...

Eyelids getting heavy getting heavvy getting heavvvyyyyyyyyyyy................

Huh waht? *looks around blur-ly while wiping drool off the keyboard*

Did i tell ya that i was sitting beside this seriously damn cute girl on the bus home today?

Then her legs kept nudging mine.

I was sitting at the lower deck of the bus and the girl was lying on two seats beside me. Sometimes she would squirm and her mother would grab her arm and prevent her from falling off.

What... She's 17 months old from what i heard.

She's so damn cute LA~

She was squirming trying to get out of her mother's hand when her head knocked onto the metal pole loud enough for me to hear the sickening thud through my earphones ok!

Then she started crying for all of 5 seconds and the mother just gave her her water bottle and she quietened down. And started giggling!

Double you tee eff!

She's the pinnicle of baby cuteness. All babies should be this cute man. Ugly babies should be eradicated. Kidding.

Without ugly babies in this world, there won't be anything to compare the beautiful babies with and thus making them become plain. Therefore, i conclude that ugly babies are essential in the world to have beautiful babies.

THERE! I succeeded in making nothing into a blog entry. Tada! Or should it be DADA?

I think this is the best Email i've received so far. From Xiangmin.

I knew a blonde that was so stupid that.......
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she called me to get my phone number.
she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate."
she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
she tried to drown a fish.
she thought a quarterback was a refund.
she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
she tripped over a cordless phone.
she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
she studied for a blood test.
she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home.

Okok... I took Pink Form today at 12pm for no apparent reason other than to go home to study.

HUH?

What i meant was that i went home to study Econs. Or try to study. And i did AQ and studied 8 pages of Module 3. Yeap. Now i know what is the function of money!

Yea! *Pumps fist in the air!*

Erm wait a sec there. I can't really seem to remember leh.

Anyway, i was in Cafe Galilee(dumb name) of Library@Orchard. Quite productive for slightly more than 2 hours there only. I'm officially in love with the Ice Chocolate there! Its second only to Coffe Club Express'. Roxxor!

I've tried studying at other places too. Starbucks@LiangCourt, Library@Woodlands, Room@Home, shit@face. The last one is fake obviously. But its dumb that i just add a @ and it becomes a URL.

I'm gonna try CoffeeClubExpress@Wisma next week. It has a cool concept and many many seats. Even the normal chairs have got cushions! W00t!

Anyway, was walking along Orchard and guess who i saw? That eyebrow plucker guy from Singapore Idol. Steven Lim.

One word to describe the feeling.

EURGH. (Huge font plus bold)

Me and Colin were looking at him and he gave us this BIG GRIN. As in FREAKING wide grin with his FREAKING fugly BIG mouth and he had this "I know you know me" look on his face.

Wah lau. Go to hell la. Luci darling won't even accept you.

I'm so dead. Econs is totally French to me.

BAH.

The photos all of you have been waiting in vain for... Until now...

This entry is kinda ultra late la. So bear with me as i go through the patriotism once more.

Everyone sing with me!

"Proud are we to be, a part of "

Started the day with flag-raising and singing "Majulah Singapura".

No one sang.
As usual.
Sad.


After which we watched fireworks in a beautiful cloudless night sky. (Dun ask me why all the fireworks look alike. And if you seem to have seen these fireworks somewhere before, you most probably have la.)


It was a sea of picturesque red in the hall. We were forced told to wear the red shirt that the school so merrily provided for us for FREE. I got a free red shirt!

Everyone was like "YIPEE~" when someone looked at the back of the shirt and there it was. Our beloved school crest, sitting silently at the back of the shirt, thus succeeding in making the shirt look like an Adidas rip-off.

The concert was boring. The noise music was quite bad and no one was paying attention. Too bad la. The school PA system sucks. With the PA crew getting hot and heavy in the control room and stuff, i'm not surprised.

Ended up just snapping irrelevant photos.


ME and Jian Qiang, the oh-so-cynical one.


Shoes! Mine and Daniel's to be exact. While the Nike tick is PIAK in your face, Daniel's shoes is a cool Timberland suede which epitomises the fact that Daniel is... I should stop here in case Daniel comes after me.

After the concert was havok man. Balloons were let into the crowd and everyone started bursting them. Traumatising la.


Just then, a pink bird flew in and hovered around me. Then we realised that it was only Jia'en. Kidding... I was suddenly enlighted and a fluffy halo appeared above my head. No fair! I wanted the nice orangey one. Well... Angels can't be pickers can we?


Suddenly, Chee Wei's molecules started to vibrate madly and he couldn't stay still for a decent picture... When....





No la... Its just Chee-Man! (Can you find Wally in this picture? Where's Wally?)


Sing-along time!

*We are going to the Zoo Zoo Zoo
How 'bout you you you
You can come too too too
We are going to the Zoo Zoo Zoo!*

But we ended up in the arcade at TM la.


Darren showing that he is childish still young at heart!


Carebears STARE!


Silence...


END~!

P.S. Photos overload!!! This is to make up for the long inactivity. Dun complain anymore la!

I'm so lazy.

I keep coming back to this page hoping for a miracle that it will update itself. 20 of the hits today are mine.

Anyway, i tried this out for fun la ok.

If you type "Singapore" on KazaaLite, all you get is porn. Stuff like "Girl zhao geng" or "Malay blowjob" or what rubbish. Then you type "American" and you get innocent stuff like "American Idol" or American songs or movies.

WHY?

Its disturbing la. But i tried it for FUN hor. Dun accuse me of being a horny perv. Thats my alter ego.

I'm so happy my dad is sending me to school tomorrow! Can sleep abit later and take my time primming. Haha...

Daniel is currently sending me the pictures. All 50MB of them. And its zipped. WTH.

Love is like mascara. When you have it on, you look radiant, beautiful and engergetic. When you strip it off at night, your boyfriend/girlfriend have to take paperbag to cover your face when they hump you.

...

I did not just type that did i?

Anyway, when you cry, the mascara smudges, as seen in the endless Channel 8 TV series where the bride always messes up her mascara right before the ceremony. When love is messed up, you cry too.

AiYaH. I'm not making much sense here. That quote was inspired by the 2nd line of the song "God is a Dj" by Pink and by the need for a totally crap nick on MSN.

There's 35MB of photos left for me to download from Daniel.

FREAK.

Since Daniel refuses to come online to send me the National Day photos (kiddin'), i will have to just bore you guys with what i did today.

What was meant to be a studying day became an outing la. As usual.

Colin helped me pick out this pair of slippers from Flash and Splash, or what i affectionately call Surf and Splurge.


Its just a cheapo $19 bucks la. (*chortles)

After that, we went to watch Super Size Me. Its a great movie despite it being more of a documentary. I was kinda put off by MacDonalds after that la. Went to have dinner at Subway after that. Haha. Its not THAT fattening.

In the middle of buying slippers, to watching movie, to after dinner, we did lots of walking. From Marina Square to Suntec to Bugis to Bugis Village and then to Park Mall. Madness.

I refuse to go to school tomorrow for 1.5 hours of lesson. When the time taken to travel is greater than the time spent in lessons in school, whats the point?

Its been a long time since you heard form me folks... I've been horribly busy these few nights, doing Geog assignments, Lit essay outlines and Econs MCQs... Gross.

Anyway, remember how i say this aint a good period for my feet? Well, apparently, it extended to my hands... I accidentally staked my hand on a bit of metal.

How fun huh. Soon, my limbs will be gone. Argh!

Well, today we had National Day celebrations in school. It was quite fun.

We had assembly in the field, then went into the hll to watch the mini concert that was put up. But that wasn't the fun part.

It was the photo takings!!! Daniel and Gabriel brought cameras and we had a photo frenzy. Quite cool. I shall put them up when i get them from Daniel.

I'm going off to cut hair. Again. Tata.