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I think this is the best Email i've received so far. From Xiangmin.

I knew a blonde that was so stupid that.......
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she called me to get my phone number.
she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate."
she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
she tried to drown a fish.
she thought a quarterback was a refund.
she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
she tripped over a cordless phone.
she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
she studied for a blood test.
she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home.

Okok... I took Pink Form today at 12pm for no apparent reason other than to go home to study.

HUH?

What i meant was that i went home to study Econs. Or try to study. And i did AQ and studied 8 pages of Module 3. Yeap. Now i know what is the function of money!

Yea! *Pumps fist in the air!*

Erm wait a sec there. I can't really seem to remember leh.

Anyway, i was in Cafe Galilee(dumb name) of Library@Orchard. Quite productive for slightly more than 2 hours there only. I'm officially in love with the Ice Chocolate there! Its second only to Coffe Club Express'. Roxxor!

I've tried studying at other places too. Starbucks@LiangCourt, Library@Woodlands, Room@Home, shit@face. The last one is fake obviously. But its dumb that i just add a @ and it becomes a URL.

I'm gonna try CoffeeClubExpress@Wisma next week. It has a cool concept and many many seats. Even the normal chairs have got cushions! W00t!

Anyway, was walking along Orchard and guess who i saw? That eyebrow plucker guy from Singapore Idol. Steven Lim.

One word to describe the feeling.

EURGH. (Huge font plus bold)

Me and Colin were looking at him and he gave us this BIG GRIN. As in FREAKING wide grin with his FREAKING fugly BIG mouth and he had this "I know you know me" look on his face.

Wah lau. Go to hell la. Luci darling won't even accept you.

I'm so dead. Econs is totally French to me.

BAH.

posted by juni  # 9:34 PM