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I just downloaded an old cartoon movie... Very long time ago... Like when i was in primary school? And i suddenly had the urge to watch it again. Its a classic!

Its none other than:

Haha! Abit duh hor... But its nice what! Can rival Finding Nemo. I suspect that Nemo stole a scene from the show.

Familiar?

Or maybe its just cos thats how aquatic creatures view ships. Haha...

Well, the story goes that Sebastian the Crab was having its first appearance as a conductor, conducting the King of the Sea, Triton's daughters in a musical number.

Daddy's girls.
The song:

We are the daughters of Triton,
Great father who loves us and named us well.
Aqua. Ah ah ah ah...
Adrena. Ah ah ah ah...
Arista. Ah ah ah ah...
Athena. Ah ah ah ah...
Adena. Ah ah ah ah...
Anona. Ah ah ah ah...
And then there is the youngest in her musical debut,
Our SEVENTH(courtesy of jean) little sister we're presenting her to you,
To sing a sing Sebastian wrote,
her voice is like a bell.
She's our sister Arie(l)... GASP!

The biggest clam shell opened up and they discovered Ariel MISSING!

In her place was a baby boy!

And they adopted the boy and treated him like one of the Merfolk. He grew up to be the next King of the Sea. However, the story continues.

Instead of being the center of attention at the concert, Ariel was out in the open waters exploring with her friend, Flounder.

When they got home, they realised that they've missed the whole darn thing and King Triton was hopping mad.

He was so mad that his G-string kept giving him a wedgy.

Ariel was so upset that she went on a shopping spree and ended up going to the Aquatic Barbers Inc where she set her hair to rebel against her father.

Afterwards, she swam to her secret cave where she stores her collection of all things human.

Only in the cave could Ariel be her real self, without any facades whatsoever.

Author's note: Warning, the following picture might be considered unsuitable for children under the age of 6. Parental guidance is strongly recommended.

She started becoming majorly horny(she can't help it. She's only 16!).

She was fantasizing about Price Eric, the human she saved from drowning. It was in her throes of climax that she decided to seek the evil seawitch, Ursula's, help to turn her into a human.

At first, she was in doubt of Ursula's powers.

However, her disbelief was soon quelled.

Ariel was given a pill to eat which would transform her tail into human legs.

It tasted yummy!

She was then brought to the surface by her friends Flounder and Sebastian(she got no tail WHAT. And she's human now. Hellooo? Lungs?).

Pamela Ander... errr... I mean Ariel came out of water like a Baywatch babe, hoping to catch the attention of Prince Eric.

Prince eric recognised her as his saviour and married her the next day.

Sebastian was so moved that he just had to get a closer look.

As the ship set sail, sending Ariel and Prince Eric to their glorious honeymoon at Hawaii, all the Merfolk, including the King Triton, waved a teary good bye.

THE END.

Reader: EH! I tot got some other parts about the evil Seawitch nearly marrying the Prince?

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