The story of Adam and Eve.
In a land not so far from here, there existed the
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In this garden, lived two pulchritudinous people.
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-//ll\\---Adonis Adam, and
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Both of them were unclothed as they did not have this little thing called knowledge.
Now one day,
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--//\\---Exquisite Eve was enticed by an excellent fruit hanging on a bough.
It was a
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Now this cherry was no ordinary cherry.
It was the
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which could only be found in the
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Exquisite Eve was so puzzled by its nice red shine that she couldn't resist taking a little nibble.
It tasted sensational and Exquisite Eve couldn't stop eating it.
Just then,
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-//ll\\---Adonis Adam sauntered by and saw the cherries.
Like Exquisite Eve, he couldn't resist the temptations and took a small bite.
Like Exquisite Eve, he adored the taste and couldn't stop eating it.
All in all, they ate
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ten cherries!
After the hearty meal,
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--//\\---Exquisite Eve and said...
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"Would you like to f**k? I have a big d**k!"
After his startling question, Adonis Adam promtly whipped out his
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(But where he whipped it out from was a mystery since they were both naked in the first place.)
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--//\\---Exquisite Eve took one look at his d**k and told him to
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Adonis Adam's self-esteem was crushed and he became a
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However, what the both of them did not know was that the cherry was actually an elixir of knowledge and they had been granted ten times the amount of knowledge that normal people have.
Exquisite Eve went on to become
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Adonis Adam became a
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THE END.