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I'M BLACK AND FAT AND UGLY.

Oh, and i'm getting stupider.

Or as what Darren said, my brains got shaved off for $2 only.

Now i know what it means by "Rush to wait, wait to rush".

Seriously.

The sergeants ask us to do area cleaning and will come and check in half an hours time, but after we rush and rush to clean, they ask us to fall in. Like @$#%& la! And whats worse, i'm the bloody perm staff toilet cleaner. Everyday wipe the sergeants' pee off the urinals. Urgh. Stains also must get rid...

I'm getting damn bloody vulgur... And i have a very disgusting bunkmate who likes SM. He happens to be my second buddy... SUAY. My first buddy is the report sick IC. And i have to take over his duties if he falls sick. Guess what... He's asthmatic.

The only one in our entire platoon. DOUBLE SUAY.

Remember i said i wanted to become tanner and thinner and whatever?

I'm damn chao tar now... I look like a bah kua that had been roasted for too long.

And my fat content is like as high as bah kua. Wait... Make than higher than bah kua. I went in and gained weight ok!!!

Oh oh... I love drills! And i love singing songs during route marches! Damn fun...

I loved the song Purple Light... But after singing it like 3-5 times every route march, i totally abhor it now...

I changed the words while showering one night.

"Cellulite,
in my belly.
that is what,
I wanna see.
Be replaced,
by abs so shiny.
With my triceps and my biceps and me-e-e."

There's also a spastic version.

"Purple light,
in my belly.
I am a,
Teletubby.
Tinky Winky,
is my na-ame.
With Dipsy Lala Po we're one big family."

Ok la... I dunno what to put here already... A large chunk of this was typed out last night anyway... Today i went to town. And saw lots of botaks. Including 2 from my platoon and one sergeant. Gross.

(Psst, you guys are DAMN LUCKY my com is so screwed that Hello ain't working properly. Cos this way, i can't post my chao tar botak picture here. And you're lucky cos you get to keep the meal you ate before this safely in your stomachs.)