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My top 10 strategies to get into the Final 2 in Singapore Idol:

1. Try my best not to smile.
2. When questioned about the lack of teeth, proceed to make the most spastic faces i can muster.
3. Start smiling and sniffing away like i'm high on marijuana.
4. Stick out my tongue and make the "I Love You" sign with my fingers whenever the camera zooms into a close up.
5. Sing off tune, in breaken England and with a cheena undertone.
6. Smile sheepishly and stick out my tongue(again) when the judges pass bad comments.
7. Smile up into the audiences whenever someone screams, whether its for me or not.
8. Look like an Ah beng so that locals can relate to me. (VERY IMPORTANT)
9. Act like a bad boy rocker.
10. Erm... Stick out my tongue somemore.

How i win like that?!?! Can't even fufill the first strategy.

BAH!