it's a blog eat blog world

I've got blogger's block. Shall just anyhow humtum this entry.

I spent a grand total of $18.90 on cab fare to school today. Tralala~ So cheap.

CHEAP?!?! DID SOMEONE SAY SO CHEAP? THE FUCKING TAXI DRIVER DOESN'T KNOW THE FUCKING WAY AROUND THIS FUCKINGLY SMALL ISLAND.

He brought me to Temasek Poly instead, after lulling me into a false sense of security by asking if my school had an overhead bridge at the bus stop.

WELL DUH? OVERHEAD BRIDGES ARE AT EVERY SINGLE FUCKING BUS STOP!?!?

Did i mention that EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TAXI DRIVER IN WOODLANDS DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO GET TO MY SCHOOL?

Ok, i'm over-reacting. 2 out of 2 of the taxi drivers i've encountered this past few days are retarded. The rest are just clueless. Why be taxi drivers when you dunno the way to Tampines Ave 9? Why even bother? Get out the cab and let me drive, after which YOU PAY ME!

So freaking pissed this morning. I ended up not having the time and mood to revise my econs MCQ, just stood there looking at the angry red circles that i've drawn around the correct answers to the questions i have done wrongly.

Everyone's out to bleed me dry.

Even this girl.

Oh sorry... Did i say girl? I meant DEAD GIRL. (Mosquitoes that suck blood are female la.)

This is the second FUCKING mosquito i have killed the past week. They just keep coming. HELLO? Does my room look like a pool of stagnating water? HUH? HUH? HUH?

I didn't think so.

Oh, for the uninitiated(read stupid), insects DO NOT have red blood like us.

Cos they are not.

Like us.

So the blood you see here? Yeap, its mine. What a whole load of blood it is.

Anyway, it is shown on the DUREX website that lovers in Singapore are the least amorous, having sex just 96 times a year the only nation to dip below the magic 100 mark.

However, local studies carried out by a certain investigative group (ie; ME), have proven this to be entirely and utterly FALSE!

People in Singapore are getting it on everywhere, be it at a certain Uni hostel, in deserted parks, in the backseat of Dad's car,

and more recently, on public buses.

This is striking evidence of sexual activity on a certain bus that travels all the way from Bedok to Woodlands, giving the daring couple more than enough time to get it on, and off, and on again, ten times over.

The BLUE box shown in the picture was an empty box of DUREX condoms, while the YELLOW thingy was an empty packet of biscuits. Our theory is that the couples must have felt tired and hungry after getting hot and heavy and thus they took a break and munched on some snacks, before diving straight into the sticky business again.

However, we cannot ignore the probability that some sick old perv bought the condoms, masturbated while watching Mo Wan Wan in Holland V on TVmobile and threw the used condoms out of the window while leaving the box behind.

But that's absurd! Surely the people on board the bus or the driver himself would have discovered the guy doing the indecent deed and reported him to the DUREX Sex Survey right?

Therefore, our deduction that a couple did indeed had sex on the bus must be correct!

Caution: Blacked out words are deemed unsuitable for children below the age of 69. Readers are encouraged to view these words at their own discretion.